If you hadn't killed me before I woke up, I would've suggested we killed Kirin, and assuming the crowd is beastmen, them too and split the loot.

I'm sorrrrrrrrrrrrrryyy!! i got anxious.

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Lol another story thread ruined, but thanks for the entertainment of this one Whisp, it's truly a classic idea.

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[In Yarr we trust.]

I forgive, I would've been anxious if I didn't just get my castle O coffer key

gonna put some life back into this
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Kirin shouts out the next participants, "Welcome to the arena, the shadowy ninja warrior Xiona!" The crowd stares intently but does not see Xiona. Then one onlooker points toward a shadow in the corner. There, standing quiet but determined, is Xiona.

"Next to the battle is the High Summoner /whm Shuichi" Shuichi rides through the teleport on the shoulders of Diabolos. With a snap of the finger, Diabolos eases Shuichi to the ground and vanishes into thin air.

Kirin starts smelling galka. He knows one is near. He has dined on fine galka meat for centuries and can barely hold himself back when this smell approaches his manticore-like nostrils. "Metalmilitia, the level 75 warrior ninja please step forward." Through the teleport, barely, is the big hulking beast. His feet land with a thud in the room that shakes the bonelike walls and causes the crowd to panic. MM forms a big smile.

A child in the crowd turns to his mother, "I can hear music, Mommy..." Kirin announces the next contestant. "Talisin, sing us some of your fine tunes while we watch this gruesome battle." Talisin the BRD/whm flicks a middle finger at Kirin and enters the arena, tries to sing Carnage Elegy on Kirin but Kirin is out of range. "I'm gonna sing you all to death," Talisin says.

The crowd is covered in a holy presence. Why? Because Shiloh the PLD/war has made his way into the arena. Kirin is so intimidated by Shiloh, he was unable to announce his arrival. Shiloh holds his shield into the air and smells the sweet whiff of victory. Shiloh looks at Whisp but Whisp seems preoccupied as his eyes turn a fiery red.

"Is it storming outside?" an onlooker asks. "No, look!" Just then, a tiny whirlwind of rage and anger and jokes enters through the telepad, casting Thunder I all over the place. It's Mikey, the BLM/rdm. Kirin shouts to Mikey, "Do you have Thunder II?"

"Now it's time for our final two contestants. Hailing from San d'Oria, we have last year's reigning champion, the CORSAIR/whm, founder of Cobra Kai Dojo, and father of thousands of little elvaans (and Galkas, thanks to Thunderstomp) all across Vanadiel... Welcome to the arena.. YARR!!!" Yarr descends from the heavens decked out in his all new pirate gear, waving to the crowd as the crowd goes wild with cheering. Yarr's feet hit the ground to the sound of angels singing in unison. Every contestant bows to Yarr but they also all know they must somehow defeat Yarr if they have any dream of being Kirin's 5th god, a title Yarr currently owns.

"For the final contest, please welcome, the one, the only... the BLUE MAGE/drg... ARTHARS!" The crowd erupts in boo's. Candy, popcorn, 32 ounce drinks fly through the air and hit Arthars from every angle. Unfortunately Arthars uses his Blue Mage ability "Learn" and discovers a way to throw the candy back at the crowd. This enfuriates the crowd. Arthars passes by Yarr but refuses to bow.

Yarr slaps Arthars, and the fun begins...

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RIP Shiloh - I'll never forget ya

btw RNG/nin forgot to say
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heavily damaged, and no shadows left Arim tries not to panic and uses camofauge an successfully runs from the samurai to rest in the corner and synthesize some potions.

Fully replenished from the potions, arim joins the fray once again.
Smirks as he see's the new contestants enter, followed by yarr.

Arim now has his eye set on one thing only..
He casts Utsusemi: Ni, for added protection
Running as fast as his agility will allow him, dodging consecutive attacks from random enemys, charging toward his target.

Shiloh notices Arim charging at an incredible speed and jumps in front of him and stops him with his sheild.
Arim jumping off of shilohs sheild, begins firing at shiloh in mid-air. shiloh blocking every bullet with his sword and sheild. shiloh jumps at arim with Savage Blade and throws arim to the ground.
Arim hits the ground with Shiloh shooting down from the sky, as shilohs blade stabs downward Arim suddenly disapears.

Pulling his sword out of the ground, stands up and stands calm but on guard. Shiloh's eyes widen as he hears a click from behind him.
Arim standing with his gun erect into the back of shilohs head, breathing heavily from taking damage from shiloh and having to dodge the near death strike.

Arim speaks quietly so only shiloh can hear.
"Eagle Eye Shot"

mikey goes afk to tend to a "flaming lasagna ass!"

lol ok lemme try this shit..

Untouchable finally enters the ring as a nin. He quickly casts tonko before anyone could notice him. He looks around and finds a secluded spot. He uses sleep pots+opo to 300% tp, berserk, warcry and uses a reraise scroll. He casts Uts and Tonko and heads toward the clueless drg Kados. He quickly uses Jin to pierce through any buffs he might have. the drg tries to cast cure but is interrupted when Untouch uses an icarus wing and let off another Jin to put Kados to 30%hp. Then, Kados is startled right as he tries to jump away when he realizes what was about to happen... Untouch uses mijin gakure and destroys both of them right before super jump activates.
he waits a while before activating reraise...

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Next in line through the porter is Macabre, a RNG/NIN that has overcome the new gimpness of his job. Being the wise ranger he is, is decked out in str gear and using his relic bow.

As he steps into the ring he see's total chaos and sets his eyes on a fellow elvaan ranger name Yarr. As he looks at Yarr he notices something wrong with Yarr. He is dressed as a pirate. Macabre thinks to himself and decides there can only be on type of ranger in this ring.

Macabre quickly unleashes a well time Shadowbind. Knowing Yarr won't be able to move very much he quickly casts Utsusemi: Ni, Barrage, Sharpshot and lets loose a nasty Eagle Eye Shot that crits Yarr for half of his life. Knowing he still has barrage up lets loose again and all five arrows land on mark. W/ Yarr being on at a slight sliver of hp left Macabre lets loose an undulating Sidewinder which knocks Yarr out for the count.

Macabre struts over to Yarr, laughs and says "First NA to kill Yarr, Pave that"

2 rngs arent allowed lol

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Yarr Vs Arthars. lolol

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lol whisp, you keep changing the rules asshat

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[DRK]75 [BLM]75 [WAR]75
[San d'Oria] Rank 10

Raise and reraise aren't allowed. Disqualified.

Raise and reraise aren't allowed. Disqualified.

yea reraise isnt allowed and I really wish if i was going to die that i had a better death. That was so lame.

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wait am i alive still since he is disqualified?

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Everyone lost. The end.

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[In Yarr we trust.]

seriously comon guys i like this thread continue your stories

I liked it til everyone started breaking the rules. I liked how you did the eagle eye shot arim


I want back because when I was killed it was illegal

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i agree that was pretty sic arim keep up the good work and since i'm still alive i'm going to continue the story.

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any suggestion on how to make the rules better? we could try again

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RIP Shiloh - I'll never forget ya

i think the rules are just fine, but i think you should add that you have to kinda elaborate on what your or the other character is doing, not just

for example:

Yarr threw on all his buff spells and ran over to mikey and used hexastrike and killed him.

instead be kinda more like

Yarr chose carefully on what spells he should use, because resting for mp would not be an option against some of the foes in the arena.

He beginsg to cast stoneskin and is just about to cast protect when he noticed mikey was begining to cast phalanx. Yarr quickly inturrutped his own casting and threw a pebble at mikey to inturupt him, followed by a quick cast of dia.

With mikeys attention on yarr, yarr panics and runs toward mikey before he can do anything. Mikey draws his staff and swings, yarr blocks it with his sheild and holds his hammer behind him as it begins glows with an orange like aura and yarrs body generating a small shock wave.

Yarr swings the club downward towards mikey with incredible force and speed, Hit after hit from the mighty yarr an orange like shock wave shooting off of each hit cause the crowd to silence in aw. ending on his Sixth hit yarr screams "Hexa Strike"

Mikey is pounded face first into the ground as the concrete below him cracks from the force thrown threw mikey. With his body completely pounded and cut up, yarr smirks as rises from the Critical hit weapon skill.


know what i mean?

jesus christ i wrote more into yarr's dialouge than i did my own...

shut up!

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The mikey's have a plan. Djay isn't all powerful.

I don't think you should cripple your imaginations with too many rules. Just go nuts and have a good time. Jump in the competition wearing nothing but a loin cloth and a jetback while brandishing "Teh Spork of Doom". I think it make for a good read no matter how silly it got. And you would actually have to outwit someone to kill them.

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