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Author:  Whisp [ Tue Oct 12, 2004 6:01 pm ]
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i'll start
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... I woke up this morning to the sound of banging on my moghouse door. It was Arkmelikhon the Temple Knight. "Grab your sword and shield. We're being summoned to the battlefield." ...
Author:  Ponuh [ Tue Oct 12, 2004 6:05 pm ]
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"...I rose quickly, stumbling to my drawer. My clumsy galka hands rumaged through the dresser. I slipped on my equipment and grabbed my scythe."
Author:  Pix [ Tue Oct 12, 2004 6:16 pm ]
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"...wait a second. Why the hell do I have a Scythe, im a Ranger?! Ah crap looks like I will need to make some more Demon Arrows."
Author:  hccmike [ Tue Oct 12, 2004 6:22 pm ]
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"... sync, fail, sync, fail, sync, fail again............ I decided to go out to gustberg to hunt Leaping Lizzy for a lizard skin...."
Author:  Ponuh [ Tue Oct 12, 2004 6:42 pm ]
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"...I awoke. The last two posts were just a dream! I thought. Apparently as I was rumaging through the drawers I fell asleep again. I grabbed my dark staff and walked into the sunny streets of sandoria. Just as I was approaching a large group of adventurers, I felt a stinging pain in the back of my head. I grasped my head with both hands, shouting. I fell to the ground, unconscious. Certainly something exciting was going to happen to me..."
Author:  Whisp [ Tue Oct 12, 2004 6:49 pm ]
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"... ohh, that stinging feeling was just my spear poking me in the back of my head. I have trouble deciding which weapon to use, sword, scythe, bow, staff, or spear.. Wait a minute. A spear? Am I a dragoon?" I went to my moghouse and changed my mainjob back to the most noble of all jobs: ....
Author:  Devrim27 [ Tue Oct 12, 2004 7:14 pm ]
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"Warrior, ha, no fuck that, Dark Knight."
Author:  Aleks [ Tue Oct 12, 2004 7:44 pm ]
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Dark Knight and think "Wait wasnt i suppposed to be nobel?" so i change to Red Mage and put my Chappu on walk outside and am glad that my hat while extremely stylish protects my head also. I look into a puddle of water on the ground in the gutter of Sandy, something strange happend in the darkness of the night. I am now the best of the 5 races. I am a Hume!
Author:  Ponuh [ Tue Oct 12, 2004 7:46 pm ]
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Which is strange, because last week I was going to become a taru named happymeal :?


lol
Author:  Aleks [ Tue Oct 12, 2004 7:48 pm ]
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I walk through the streets of Sandy walking to my friend Happymeal's house, we call him my second.







(Happy? You almost ruined the story there.)
Author:  Whisp [ Tue Oct 12, 2004 7:49 pm ]
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..."I'm only 1 tnl. If I kill that Wild Hare I can level up and be better prepared for the battlefield." I cast Dia on the Wild Hare. We exchange a couple of hits when all of a sudden i hear footsteps behind me.

"rruh."
Author:  Ponuh [ Tue Oct 12, 2004 8:00 pm ]
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ITS AN ORCISH HEXSPINNER!!! IN WEST RONFAURE!
I turn to run, but it hits me and kills me. I shout at the top of my lungs 'GODDAMNIT! THAT'S THE SIXTH TIME THAT'S HAPPENED!"
Author:  Whisp [ Tue Oct 12, 2004 8:35 pm ]
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So I de-leveled to ZERO and my character auto-deleted itself. Arkmelikhon stood over my disappearing carcass, laughing. He removed his helmet, and turned out to be: Bakgodek!!!
The End.
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Author:  Ponuh [ Tue Oct 12, 2004 8:47 pm ]
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Best thread EVER.













Sticky it
Author:  Whisp [ Tue Oct 12, 2004 8:50 pm ]
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Best line:
ponuh wrote:
"...I awoke. The last two posts were just a dream! I thought. Apparently as I was rumaging through the drawers I fell asleep again.
hahaha
Author:  Led [ Tue Oct 12, 2004 9:01 pm ]
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"i arose out of my coma to relize id been cryogenically frozen the last 900 years and now...dragoons rule the world and dark knights are there slaves...but then i quickly relized i had done too many sleepshrooms and was just trippin."
Author:  Whisp [ Tue Oct 12, 2004 10:11 pm ]
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hccmike wrote:
..hunt Leaping Lizzy for a lizard skin...."

lol i just now got that one
Author:  BoxofCheerios [ Tue Oct 12, 2004 11:56 pm ]
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Then i passed out woke up and relized these arnt sleep shrooms those shits are crap ... as a bard my wicked concert included woozy shrooms .... holy shit did that leaf wink at me?
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