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| Author: | Yummy [ Wed Oct 13, 2004 9:43 am ] |
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| Author: | Whisp [ Wed Oct 13, 2004 9:59 am ] |
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...your pimp. He says, "So, how... |
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| Author: | Regnar [ Wed Oct 13, 2004 10:06 am ] |
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... is your schedule this evening, do you have time to .... |
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| Author: | Mikey [ Wed Oct 13, 2004 2:37 pm ] |
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Go to the mall to pick up the new gap shinning cloth shirt, umm how much is... Pimp replys- i'm not sure but i know its more than 50gil, MORE than 50 gil!? you say So i head of to mall with some money i have when... |
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| Author: | Murph [ Wed Oct 13, 2004 3:17 pm ] |
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I realize that Galka from last night didn't pay me. Well I have to get that money from last night before I buy the shirt, so I head off to find that Galka when... |
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| Author: | Pantherxx [ Wed Oct 13, 2004 3:22 pm ] |
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I bump into a GM in red armor he asked me "Are you botter? please say yes or no" |
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| Author: | Yummy [ Wed Oct 13, 2004 3:25 pm ] |
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| Author: | Pantherxx [ Wed Oct 13, 2004 3:42 pm ] |
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"I dont have the money cuzz I been in jail for answering yes to GM about botting" Galka was sad. |
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| Author: | Dinav [ Wed Oct 13, 2004 4:12 pm ] |
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OOT: Galka lack a penis. Just for reference. |
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| Author: | Ultimaj [ Wed Oct 13, 2004 4:23 pm ] |
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Dinav was killing the topic, so Super Man flew in and... |
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| Author: | Aleks [ Wed Oct 13, 2004 4:26 pm ] |
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Aleks got mad cause everyone was making fun of him... |
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| Author: | squintz [ Wed Oct 13, 2004 4:26 pm ] |
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....invited dinav to his party. dinav complied and superman quickly warp 2ed dinav. superman then proceded to..... |
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| Author: | Aleks [ Wed Oct 13, 2004 5:53 pm ] |
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Kick Yummy in the shin using his super powers, and the he handed Aleks his 95th post... |
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| Author: | Whisp [ Wed Oct 13, 2004 6:23 pm ] |
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...Then you realized you were invited to appear on the "I'm A Dumbass!" game show. You quickly make your way over to the palace. "Just in time. Whew," you say. The host is a Yagudo of course. The Yagudo says to you, "Welcome Contestant #1 !!!" (applause) "Are you ready?" "Yes," you reply. "Your first question is: When was the last time ... |
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| Author: | Aleks [ Wed Oct 13, 2004 6:27 pm ] |
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... You hit on a Mithra and it turned out to be a guy? You reply... |
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| Author: | Whisp [ Wed Oct 13, 2004 6:31 pm ] |
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...That's easy. It's when I told Nekote, "You have nice .." |
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| Author: | Ponuh [ Wed Oct 13, 2004 6:37 pm ] |
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...set of daggers. They're so shiny!" |
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| Author: | Aleks [ Wed Oct 13, 2004 6:40 pm ] |
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The next question was. "How many times have you... |
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| Author: | Ultimaj [ Wed Oct 13, 2004 6:44 pm ] |
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gotten a Peacock Charm? "Twice," Ultimaj replied as a bird swooped in and... |
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| Author: | Ponuh [ Wed Oct 13, 2004 6:45 pm ] |
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...been sent to jail for being a smartass to GMs? I quickly answered... OOT: AHAHAHAHA, harassing aleks, it's the gift that keeps on giving |
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| Author: | Aleks [ Wed Oct 13, 2004 7:03 pm ] |
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I didnt do it! Then Superman flew in again to hand Aleks his 100th post! |
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| Author: | Whisp [ Wed Oct 13, 2004 7:37 pm ] |
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... The Yagudo read out the final question. "If you answer this correctly you get an all expense-paid vacation to the lushious and tropical Kazham! Ready?" "Yep." "Ok. Question 3. Does anyone care how many posts Aleks has on http://www.yarrthepirate.com?" I replied, "If you.. |
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| Author: | Aleks [ Wed Oct 13, 2004 7:39 pm ] |
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do not care you should be sent to hades with Sujo. |
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| Author: | Whisp [ Wed Oct 13, 2004 7:59 pm ] |
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..."Oh, I'm sorry," the Yagudo host replied, "that's not the answer we were looking for. The correct answer was no, but thanks for playing!" My ass was then booted out the back door. Maat came up to me, dancingly, and said, "Sonny, you've got the biggest ..." |
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| Author: | BoxofCheerios [ Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:16 pm ] |
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Set of Cojones ive ever seen! maat said ill tell you what you fight me i give you the secret on how im 03978347374 years old and still kicking but if you lose i take you maat looks down at me and says |
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