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Author:  Alderan [ Sat Oct 23, 2004 9:31 pm ]
Post subject:  meet my brother
well, my brother was bored so he took notes on what i was doing in game... this is my brother dylans notes on FFXI

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Ok, hi, Im ‘Alderan’s’ Brother, I got bored and took notes and wrote expressions on what ‘Alderan’ did and how I really feel about your game, seriously, it may be long, but read the whole thing. Also- If I offend anyone in any way, shape, or form with what I wrote, you have no Idea how much I don’t give a f***.


● Standing
● Warping
● Standing
● Standing
● Spazzing (Casting Warp)
● Sparkling
● Downloading Data
● In Jeuno
● Changing Jobs
● His house sucks ass even for a hobo
● Spinning cotton ball
● Faggy hat
● Pumps
● Taru Taru (what the hell?!?)
● Oh, it’s his race, funny cause im white.
● Equipping gear
● forgot his shield
● making comment
● Standing
● Standing
● Standing
● Leaving crappy house
● Walking
● Examining bazzar
● Airship to bastok... Hmmm...bastok...bastard...bastok...bastard...haha
● 200gil to get to airship
● 3 mins for airship
● Standing
● Standing
● Standing
● Talking to yummy
● Standing
● waiting
● Waiting
● Waiting
● Talking to Yarr
● Standing
● Standing
● Standing
● Talking more
● The Airship leaves
● *Personal Thought* Why do you have to wait for the airship to land? Why not just jump off...You got nothing to loose. But, I mean, what’s the fun in that when you could be standing here, doing nothing and wasting away.
● Pumpkins on people’s heads...
● Airship lands
● In Bastok Markets
● Alderan give a f***** spirit some ass**** chocolate and gets turned into a son of a b**** kangaroo.
● He changes back into a midget...thing
● Yagudo= Bird thing
● Changing to Black Mage
● I play Phanstasy Star Ep. I & II (Might be old, but it’s still fun.)
● He Changed into a ‘Shadow’
● Approachs Pumpkin Head Cult
● Talking
● Warping to Jeuno
● Talking to Qiutiq
● Samuri’s are the coolest Job.
● Lag
● Lag
● Lag
● Running
● At Auction House
● Buys Poison Potions
● Hey, any fat people out there? Im going to make fun of you!! Your so fat when your walking down the street people turn and say ‘whoa, damn, that is one FAT ASS!!’
● Looking at daggers
● Looking at Misericorde
● Buying Silent Oil $6300 (I’ll never make that much money in my whole life.)
● Riding Chicken to Mountains
● Chocobo stuck on a log. (My brother says Phanstasy Star has crappy graphics but this...this... damn.)
● Gobbue= Monkey
● Ok...The chocobos cant be attacked... Well, screw that, if I was a monster I would just rip off it’s leg and maul it to the ground.
● Riding chocobo through sanctuary on zi’tah
● Drunk drivers are dangerous, but a backseat drunk can also be dangerous, here’s a situation:
Drunk: Turn left here!
Driver: Dude, Those are trees.
Drunk: *Whispers* Trust me...
● ***Ok, you people are probably getting bored now and saying MAN Aldy’s brother is one DUMBASS. But, incase you havent got tired yet, im gonna say some more stupid stuff that will hopefully make you laugh, but im not going to take notes any more.

And now for the comic stylings of... Me (This part is just eeking of random facts of me.)

(For these to be really funny listen to the Ru’an Gardens music while you read.)

I think if my mom would limit my raw sugar and caffeine intake, I might be normal, but... She doesnt.

I wonder why hygiene is mandatory.

When a rooster crows at 5 in the morning, some people take it as a sign to get up, I take it as a sign to grab a gun and...Well, you know the rest.

I wonder...Why cant the ostrich fly?
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yup... thats my brother i just thought that was funny lol
yea my brother is kinda weird.... lol
Author:  Mikekirby [ Sat Oct 23, 2004 9:44 pm ]
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Is this the same idiotic brother that crashed your car?
Author:  Ponuh [ Sat Oct 23, 2004 10:02 pm ]
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haha. Well, the brother seems a little...what's the word...ehhh, we'll stick with "Dickhead", for now.

But he has a point. My uncle walked in once (lives in Seattle and visits every so often) I was farming yagudo necklaces for Utsu, he watches for 5 minutes, and says, "Why do you do this? It jsut doesn't seem worthwhile at all." I kind of got defensive and said, "This is just a really boring part...it's alot more fun usually..." But he had a point, there's alot of standing around...
Author:  Reinheld [ Sat Oct 23, 2004 10:11 pm ]
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I think your brother has a pretty good grasp on the game. Good job!
Author:  Sparky [ Sat Oct 23, 2004 10:12 pm ]
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Your bro critizes the game for being boring, but look what he is doing instead for fun... writing notes on your bro playing a game < playing a game.
Author:  Ponuh [ Sat Oct 23, 2004 10:16 pm ]
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Sparky wrote:
Your bro critizes the game for being boring, but look what he is doing instead for fun... writing notes on your bro playing a game < playing a game.


Owned. Don't mess with FFXI, bitches.
Author:  Princess [ Sat Oct 23, 2004 10:38 pm ]
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Okay, I was watching Yarr play and here are my notes.

-wasting time
-wasting time
-wasting time
-wasting time
-being a geek
-wasting time
-wasting time
-staring at a computer screen
-wasting time
-wasting time
Author:  Darksoul [ Sat Oct 23, 2004 10:41 pm ]
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Princess wrote:
Okay, I was watching Yarr play and here are my notes.

-wasting time
-wasting time
-wasting time
-wasting time
-being a geek
-wasting time
-wasting time
-staring at a computer screen
-wasting time
-wasting time


seems you forgot
-World Conquest
Author:  Alderan [ Sat Oct 23, 2004 10:45 pm ]
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Mikekirby wrote:
Is this the same idiotic brother that crashed your car?


no thats my other brother (theres 3 of us)
Author:  Alderan [ Sat Oct 23, 2004 10:46 pm ]
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Reinheld wrote:
I think your brother has a pretty good grasp on the game. Good job!


lol i'll tell him you said so
Author:  Yarr [ Sat Oct 23, 2004 11:20 pm ]
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Princess doesnt take notes, she just calls me a loser and throws stuff at me.
Author:  Sparky [ Sat Oct 23, 2004 11:23 pm ]
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Haha that sounds much more fun then a game, throwing stuff at Yarr > FFXI.
Author:  Pantherxx [ Sat Oct 23, 2004 11:45 pm ]
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geez yarr you should but up with her but take her to bed and do all the fun you can get :lol:
Author:  Dinav [ Sat Oct 23, 2004 11:46 pm ]
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Princess wrote:
Okay, I was watching Yarr play and here are my notes.

-wasting time
-wasting time
-wasting time
-wasting time
-being a geek
-wasting time
-wasting time
-staring at a computer screen
-wasting time
-wasting time


You forgot the seemingly random face punching and crying.
Author:  Ponuh [ Sat Oct 23, 2004 11:58 pm ]
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Pantherxx wrote:
geez yarr you should but up with her but take her to bed and do all the fun you can get :lol:


Panther, who did you learn your english from?
Author:  Darksoul [ Sun Oct 24, 2004 12:04 am ]
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ponuh wrote:
Pantherxx wrote:
geez yarr you should but up with her but take her to bed and do all the fun you can get :lol:


Panther, who did you learn your english from?


lmao> we all joke with him about that. I think he has a broken keyboard maybe.. besides.. all i heard was something about a bed so im sure we get the gist... >.>
Author:  Talisin [ Sun Oct 24, 2004 2:01 am ]
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Omg i thats was soo funny lol He dose seem like he knows what he is tlaking about. lol. Man he has to make more notes it was funny.

Quote:
Also- If I offend anyone in any way, shape, or form with what I wrote, you have no Idea how much I don’t give a f***.


haha that was funny i didn't see it coming at the end there lol.

P.S one of the main reasons i play FFXI is so past time in the Day but seems like i play it 24/7..... umm crap i'm letting my life pass me by. lol serously
Author:  Doodee [ Sun Oct 24, 2004 3:07 am ]
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My Daily Routine/notes on FFXI

FFXI
Race: Tarutaru
Name: Doodee
Day 1.

-Get necessary items/equipment for leveling
-Run out to East sarutabaruta.
-o0o0o0 Mandagora Must attack.
-Die
-HP
-seek revenge
-Die
-HP
-seek revenge
-Die
-HP
-seek revenge
-Die
-HP
-seek revenge
-Die
-HP
-seek revenge
-Die
-HP
-seek revenge
-Die
-HP
-seek revenge
-Die
-HP
-seek revenge
-Die
-HP
-seek revenge
-Die
-HP
-seek revenge
-Die
-HP
-seek revenge
-Die
-HP
-seek revenge
-Die
-HP
-seek revenge
-Die
-HP
-seek revenge
-Die
-HP
-seek revenge
-Die
-HP
-seek revenge
-Die
-HP
-seek revenge
-Killed Mandagora Hurray
-Gets ambushed by 43095803458349583409 Goblins / Yagudos
-Delevel
*some weeks later*
-Yay Level 10....
-Selbina
-Party...
-stupid party...
-Died
-Delevelled.
*more days over...*
-Yay Qufim
-Stupid party again...
-Delevel 453453 times from levels 20-24.
*Some more weeks later...*
-Finally Achieve Level 36 white mage.
-Farm.
-Farm.
-Farm.
-Farm.
-Farm.
-Farm.
-Farm.
-Farm.
-Farm.
-Farm.
-Farm.
-Farm.
-Farm.
-Farm.
-Farm.
-Farm.
-Farm.
-Farm.
-Farm.
-Farm.
-Farm.
-Farm.
-Farm.
-Farm.
-Farm.
-Farm.
-Farm.
-Farm.
-Farm.
-Farm.
-Farm.
-Farm.
-Farm.
-Farm.
-Farm.

I dont have Enough fame for Mea...or Dem.... Yet....
Author:  ChickenNoodleSoup [ Sun Oct 24, 2004 10:39 am ]
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Lmao Alderan, I found those notes your brother took funny. Haha.
Author:  Reinheld [ Sun Oct 24, 2004 11:08 am ]
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Doodee sounds like she's having fun.
Author:  Alderan [ Sun Oct 24, 2004 11:40 am ]
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my brother says he'll take more notes later
Author:  Reinheld [ Sun Oct 24, 2004 12:05 pm ]
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lol I just read the Princess x Yarr stuff. Poor guy. Haha.
Author:  Rhinoa [ Sun Oct 24, 2004 2:55 pm ]
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Ald your brother has the basics of the game down, waiting. Everything we do we wait, hell we're even waiting to quit FFXI =P

so what kind of stuff does princess throw at yarr?
Author:  Hobo [ Sun Oct 24, 2004 8:27 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: meet my brother
Alderan wrote:
● His house sucks ass even for a hobo


:(
Author:  Yarr [ Sun Oct 24, 2004 10:32 pm ]
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lol hobo


oh and princess has even tried to power the computer off while i play cause I wont get her sorry ass a dring haha.
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