By: aratz

first... get a huge case of beer... i don't advise shots, unless you want to end up in the hospital in need of a liver transplant.

**DISCLAIMER**
author not responsible for party deaths, loss of exp, erronious AH purchases, GM calls, waking up in strange parts of vana'diel, or link pearl breakage.

GENERAL RULES added 6/3/05
Everytime you meet one of the conditions to take a drink and don't, you have to take 3x more than the original...

3/13/2005 REVISED RULES!
rules:
While LFP in lower jeuno:
anytime someone shouts the same thing more than once take a drink.
anytime someone shouts for a tele 4 times without getting a tele take 2 drinks.
anytime someone shouts something all in AT take a drink
anytime someone shouts something in all japanese take 2 drinks
anytime someone checks you take a drink
anytime you get asked to borrow gil take 3 drinks, 4 if you're not a ranger or a ninja.
anytime someone shouts for genkai 1 help take a drink
and lastly anytime someone offers tele service to teleport-vahzl or teleport-yhoat more than 3 times and doesn't get a client, finish your beer. if you're almost empty, open another and down the whole thing.
anytime someone recognizes you as that guy/girl from allakhazam take 3 drinks.
take 3 drinks if you're a brd, rdm, or rng not in a static that waits more than 1 hr for a pt.

While in a pt 1-50:
anytime someone shouts for a raise take a drink
anytime someone in your pt dies take a drink
anytime your WHM dies take 2 drinks
anytime YOU kill a mob take a drink
anytime you die take 3 drinks
anytime you die while waiting for weakness to wear finish your drink
anytime someone shouts ZONE take a drink
anytime someone retorts in shout to the ZONE take a drink
anytime the word n00b in any of its forms is used take a drink
anytime someone dc's take 3 drinks
anytime your WHM uses benediction finish your drink, if they die, finish another.
anytime anyone in your pt has a gimp or bad subjob take a drink, take 3 if it's a combination of the 2.
anytime someone subs NIN before they can dualwield take a drink.

*EDIT 4/18/05*
While in a party 50+
anytime someone messes up a skillchain or misses their weaponskill take a drink
anytime the PLD reminds the RDM for refresh take a drink
anytime the BLM misses the magic burst take a drink
if you have a ninja in the party and they make the burst but the BLM doesn't take 2 drinks.
anytime the hate diverts from the PLD take a drink
anytime you miss chain 5 take a drink
anytime you get chain 5 take a drink
anytime you have to escape take a drink
anytime the WHM or PLD uses their 2hr finish your drink for each one.
anytime someone breaks 1k dmg take 2 drinks
anytime you get a link take a drink
anytime your link resists sleep take a drink
anytime the RNG shadowbinds a link and someone stands by it letting them get hit take a drink.
anytime the RNG gets 100 tp before the SAM take a drink
anytime there's a DRG in your party take 5 drinks
anytime you have a BRD give a shout of joy and finish your drink.
anytime someone dings take 2 drinks
anytime you ding take 3 drinks
anytime someone dc's take a drink
anytime someone leaves after an escape or death take 3 drinks and say "doh".

*REVISED 4/18/05 ALLAKHAZAM MESSAGE BOARD RULES*
anytime someone makes a post that's been done numerous times take a drink
take 2 drinks if there's a thread of the same subject on the front page. and an additional drink for more than 1
anytime someone makes a gilseller/buyer thread take a drink
anytime someone refrences economics take 3 drinks.
anytime it takes longer than 10 posts for a flame war to erupt finish your drink
anytime someone complains about karma take a drink
anytime someone claims they don't care about karma take a drink
anytime someone goes to another job thread and tries to tell everyone how to play take a drink
anytime someone makes a pointless rant and is /comforted take a drink
anytime someone makes a pointless rant and is flamed, take 2 drinks
anytime someone links to the stats interview link and says 2 (insert base stat) = 1 (modified stat) take a drink.
anytime someone mentions a stickied thread take a drink
anytime someone complains about party invites take a drink
anytime someone complains about gil and not having it take a drink.
anytime someone makes an account to refute a negative claim made about them in a lousy players thread, drink 2 beers.
anytime someone makes a sock puppet acct to make a flame post take 3 drinks
take another 3 drinks if they make it past 20 posts
everytime you break 100 posts take a celebratory drink.
when you break 500 take 3 drinks and say w00t (+ that 1 for 100 more posts)
when you break 1000 posts finish your drink or open a fresh one and chug it. +3 for 500 posts and 1 for 100
take a drink everytime your name changes color. take 2 if it goes down a color.
everytime someone bumps a really old post take a drink.

*4/25/05 EDIT*
SERVERS DOWN RULES

take a drink everytime you get a POL error code
take a drink for everytime you get to the "checking files" portion
take a drink for everytime you get kicked mid download
take a drink everytime you get to the downloading files section
take 2 drinks if you get kicked at 80% download complete
take 3 drinks if you get kicked at 90% download complete
finish your drink if you get kicked at 99% download complete
take a drink for any POL chatroom you find with a title degrading SE
take a drink for any POL chatroom with a title referring to being unable to connect take a drink
take 5 drinks if you spend more than 30 minutes in said chat rooms.
take a drink for every email you mail to square to complain that their service sucks.
finish your drink if you try to download after the email is sent and finish the download.
take a drink if you randomly dc mid party due to server issues
take 2 if you're the tank
take 3 in you're the healer
take 2 drinks if you dc and can't get back on
take 3 if you can't get on but your mule can
take an extra drink if you don't have a mule
take a drink everytime someone blames server problems on gilsellers
take a drink if you post at all in a thread reguarding a known scumbag on your server
anytime someone replies to an old bumped thread as if its new take 2 drinks on top of the one for bumping the thread
also take a drink for bumping this thread or whenever a new rule is added.
take an additional drink if you came up with the rule.


i gaurentee you'll be wasted in 30 min- 1hr.


YAY :D

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Brb going to get 2 cases of Killians and a case of Corona....

this game would literally kill me lol

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The mikey's have a plan. Djay isn't all powerful.

Im already wasted

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I don't need FFXI to get wasted haha. But kudos for your drinking game, and all that time spent on developing it

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BLMAF2:3/5
RDMAF2:2/5
BSTAF2:5/5(lies!hi2ublacksage)

id prolly play this if i was with a friend. and if i was legal. sounds fun, but im not up for the chances of dieing

shut up ike were doing this tonight ive got lots of beer and achohol

... im waiting, i saw some mikes... but im waiting~ hurry up and finnish ballista so we can do this !

HAHHAH You guys sure get mad during a server down.... then play the drinking game!

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Genius!

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