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Author:  Parade [ Mon Jul 24, 2006 12:54 am ]
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i wouldnt be suprised if this has been posted before but if you havent read this guys stuff, do it now. its the funniest s**t ever.

i laugh out loud at least 5 times every article.

http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/
Author:  Parade [ Mon Jul 24, 2006 1:09 am ]
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ok srsly, im going to print off every blog this guy has and make a small book for myself to read when im bored... here is one i just got done reading.. he is so good at annying people and harrasing them, that its not harrasment at all, just him playing stupid to make you look stupid.


Quote:
East Meets West: Tak 2

Get it? The title's a pun.

Nevermind.

So, this morning I was doing my usual thing and getting ready to head out for a nice lunch (read: drinking binge), when I get a tell in game.

It's my good friend [GM]Takana.

"Lunch" can wait.

[GM]Dave>> Heya, Tak.
[GM]Dave>> Where have you been?
[GM]Takana>> You blocked my IP.
[GM]Dave>> Did I?
[GM]Dave>> I don't remember doing that.
[GM]Takana>>Yes, you did it after I tried to get you fired.
[GM]Takana>> For abusing players.
[GM]Dave>> Oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[GM]Dave>> Nope. Doesn't ring any bells.
[GM]Dave>> So... how've you been?
[GM]Takana>> Listen, you bastard, I'm not here to chat.
[GM]Dave>> Well, I don't really feel like exping right now.
[GM]Dave>> (( I'm sorry. )) (( I'm playing solo right now. ))
[GM]Takana>> I don't want to party.
[GM]Dave>> Then why did you ask?
[GM]Takana>> I didn't.
[GM]Dave>> Yeah, you did.
[GM]Dave>> That's why I said I don't feel like exping.
[GM]Dave>> Why would I say that if you didn't ask?
[GM]Takana>> I didn't ask you to party.
[GM]Dave>> Seems to me that I'd only say that if you asked me.
[GM]Dave>> Doesn't really make sense the other way.
[GM]Takana>> I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO!
[GM]Dave>> To what?
[GM]Takana>> Party.
[GM]Dave>> Well, I don't really feel like exping right now.
[GM]Dave>> (( I'm sorry. )) (( I'm playing solo right now. ))
[GM]Takana>> I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO PARTY!
[GM]Dave>> Not this again...
[GM]Dave>> Okay... you didn't ask me to party.
[GM]Takana>> There. That's better.
[GM]Dave>> Suuuurrrrrrrrrrrre you didn't.
[GM]Takana>> SHUT UP, YOU RETARD!
[GM]Takana>> SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP!
[GM]Dave>> Wow, Tak. Simmer down a bit.
[GM]Takana>> STOP CALLING ME TAK!
[GM]Takana>> I HATE YOU, YOU PRICK!
[GM]Dave>> Tak... Can I call you Tak?
[GM]Takana>> I WILL END YOU!
[GM]Dave>> Tak, that was highly unnecessary.
[GM]Dave>> Such language is against GM rules of conduct.
[GM]Dave>> I'm afraid I have to report you.
[GM]Takana>> WHAT?!
[GM]Takana>> YOU'RE REPORTING ME?!
[GM]Dave>> Sadly, I must.
[GM]Dave>> I can't help but feel partly responsible.
[GM]Takana>> PARTLY?!!!
[GM]Dave>> If only I had gone partying when you asked.
[GM]Dave>> None of this would have happened.
[GM]Takana>> YOU SON OF A BITCH!
[GM]Takana>> I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO!
[GM]Dave>> Didn't ask me to what?
[GM]Takana>> PARTY
[GM]Dave>> Well, I don't really feel like exping right now.
[GM]Dave>> (( I'm sorry. )) (( I'm playing solo right now. ))
[GM]Takana>> DIE!
[GM]Dave>> Can I help you with anything else today?

Man, it was a tough day for GMs everywhere. I had to answer calls, Tak got in trouble, and later on I heard some GM in Japan went nuts and shot himself.

Just one of those days, I guess.
Author:  tracezero [ Mon Jul 24, 2006 1:55 am ]
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Everybody's heard of GM Dave, that guy is like a freakin' legend, hilarious shit. I could read it all day.
Author:  Computer [ Mon Jul 24, 2006 2:41 am ]
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great stuff

best line of the night


treasure chests

Quote:
If you get there first, you get to open it.

If you get there second, you get to shut the hell up.
Author:  Akuku [ Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:49 am ]
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wow this guy is awsome lol how do you become a Gm anyways anyone know?
Author:  Armani [ Mon Jul 24, 2006 8:10 am ]
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speak two languages and apply with sony
Author:  Akuku [ Mon Jul 24, 2006 8:24 am ]
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crap I wana be a GM I can sorta speak spanish...>.>
Author:  Parade [ Mon Jul 24, 2006 8:57 am ]
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you dont need to be bilingual.at least thats what GMxylem told me, dont know if its changed since then, that was almost 2 years ago.. if you go to playonline.com and just search around the pages.. i know they have a page of requirements and an application. i thin finding the page will be harder than getting the job.. you do have to be 18 though, naturaly.

yeah, gm dave is amazing.
Author:  Severus [ Mon Jul 24, 2006 11:11 am ]
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GMs recently stopped thier contract with Sony Online Entertainment and now work straight at Square-Enix. It is only a temporary position though. You will be a temp until they decide they want to keep you full time.
Author:  Armani [ Mon Jul 24, 2006 12:04 pm ]
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You do have to be bilingual. They can't hire enough people that naturally speak every language of the people that play this game.

Good ones to have are Japanese, French, and Spanish for second, though I see way more french pepole than spanish.
Author:  Severus [ Mon Jul 24, 2006 1:01 pm ]
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you dont need to be bilingual haha
Author:  tracezero [ Mon Jul 24, 2006 2:19 pm ]
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[GM]Dave isn't an actual GM.
Author:  Computer [ Mon Jul 24, 2006 2:25 pm ]
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tracezero wrote:
[GM]Dave isn't an actual GM.


:-$
Author:  Parade [ Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:44 pm ]
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Severus wrote:
you dont need to be bilingual haha

thankyou sev <3
tracezero wrote:
[GM]Dave isn't an actual GM.

you gonna get raped son
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