As u know there are some "issues" with the servers/database
this should keep you busy till the servers go back up
http://www.leagueofpirates.com/sirvival/queuedance.html
Things to do while u wait
10. Pretend your thermometer is your XP meter. Stand in a public place, and pretend to fight mobs until it reaches 100 degrees, then yell, "DING! 26!".
9. Mix salt and pepper in your kitchen over a stove and make packets of "spices".
8. Flag down a police car, and ask the officer if he'll help you take down Grolven Chipttooth.
7. Ask your local priest if he'll heal you while you slay the undead. Offer him cleric spells...
6. Tell your neighbors that you have some serious debt, and that it would really help if they grouped with you.
5. Ask your significant other if they'd like to play Palladin and Horsie...
4. Go to the mall parking lot with a bongo drum. Follow people from their cars while beating on the drum and explain to them that you're increasing their stamina which will aid them on their quest.
3. Practice mining, harvesting, and gathering in the park. Don't forget your tools, especially the big Harvesting knife!
2. Ask your local pharmacist for Stroma Wash. Be sure to explain that you need it for making lumber. On the off chance that they do have it, get assurances that it's "pristine" and not "shaped".
1. Go to the grocery store. Head for the seafood department. Get all the fresh fish you can. Head for the checkout, and ask the person in front of you to hand each package back to you one at a time. When it's your turn to check out, give 15 fish to the checker and demand your 24 silver. As security drags you off, demand to speak to the Wholesaler!