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Vcatz just went little overboard on most game we played.
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Author:  Pantherxx [ Tue Jul 26, 2005 10:41 am ]
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I think this one went overboard. :lol:

*mild not work safe*

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/
Author:  Morachi [ Tue Jul 26, 2005 11:53 am ]
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ROFL

I love that comic.
Author:  Jimbean [ Tue Jul 26, 2005 12:22 pm ]
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I have no idea what they're talking about in that particualr strip
Author:  Vurin [ Tue Jul 26, 2005 12:28 pm ]
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They reference GTA 3: San Andreas's "Graphically sexual" minigame that people can unlock uses gameshark and such.

They then go on to rib other games supposed ewd or inappropriate content for humorous effect. Such as breasts on the aliens in Halo 2, Nazi propaganda on Sabotenders in FF, and then ribs into the politicians makign a stink about the rockstar games incident.
Author:  Ponuh [ Tue Jul 26, 2005 12:29 pm ]
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How about instead of getting Washington attacking Rockstar and the ESRB, they attack those terrible parents who let their ten year olds play games specifically made for 17+ and then complain? Terrible parents.
Author:  Jimbean [ Tue Jul 26, 2005 12:33 pm ]
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oh i didn't know about this mini sex game, nor the titties in halo or w/e lol. my bad
Author:  Ponuh [ Tue Jul 26, 2005 12:34 pm ]
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GTA sex game is real but the Halo titties aren't. Been playing a bit too much FFXI? lol, it's been all over CNN and Gamespot/spy/whatever
Author:  Jimbean [ Tue Jul 26, 2005 1:25 pm ]
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yeh.. all i do with my life is work, play ffxi, see my girl, get drunk, smoke, sleep, eat, drink, shower, piss and shit.. for the most part.. with very little things mixed in between like movies, music, chores, paying bills, going to shows yadda yadda, i've always just been a rpg nerd. i never really considered myself "a gamer" so i barely keep up with ay kind of gaming news. i suck :neutral:
Author:  Dinav [ Tue Jul 26, 2005 2:00 pm ]
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I think the parents share the blame, but I'll admit I've snuck into my fare share of R movies. Nothing my parents could do to stop me.
Author:  Ponuh [ Tue Jul 26, 2005 2:22 pm ]
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Here's a picture of the woman from the hotcoffee mod (courtesy of maddox)

Image
Author:  Parade [ Tue Jul 26, 2005 6:07 pm ]
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yea, i guess if your reelee creative you could turn a cactuar into a swatstica (w/e i know thats spelt wrong)
Author:  arlania [ Tue Jul 26, 2005 6:34 pm ]
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I love washington


"OMG BLAME THE VIDEO GAMES!!!! THEY KEEP OUR KIDS INSIDE INSTEAD OF OUTSIDE WHERE WE HAVE MADE IT SO VIOLENCE AND DRUGS ARE EVERYWHERE."

Virtual reality sex? Seriously come on :roll: You see worse crap on Day time TV and they are offended by polygons going at it? :neutral:


And if your kid is playing these games under the age of 15.... WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!? Seriously how the hell do you not blame yourself? Work too many hours? Dont have the time? THEN DONT HAVE A DAMN KID. Everyday I wonder how humanity even survived for as long as it has. :roll:
Author:  Ponuh [ Tue Jul 26, 2005 7:06 pm ]
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Jack Thompson is the lawyer he's spearheading these lawsuits aimed at the industry. Now I guess he's going after the Sims 2 saying it's a "Pedophile's Paradise" because there's a mod that can remove the blurs.

Problem is...theres no genitals so basically if unblured Sims 2 poisons our children so do barbie dolls.
Author:  Parade [ Tue Jul 26, 2005 9:10 pm ]
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yea but tehre making barbies now wif bras and underwear on them, so even if you take off all the clothes, the closest you will get is a swimsuit
Author:  Homsar [ Tue Jul 26, 2005 9:59 pm ]
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Mankind made it this long because only recently have we allowed ourselves to blame things rather than take responsibility. Look back at your parent's generation. If they screwed up as kids there was something called a beating involved. Being that I am from a small southern town I got many of these, as did all the kids in my schools. We don't blame TV, and games where I am from. We flat out blame the parents of the disrespectful little brat. My parents worked full time, and still managed to keep a close eye on what I did. So I don't buy the whole "I work too hard" excuse. My mother worked in a textile plant for 13 years, and managed to raise her kids when she got home. Sitting in an office chair all day hardly buys my sympathy. The fact is our generation ushered in the realm of "noone is to blame.... noone that isn't rich and exploitible for easy money that is!!!!". Whatever happened to working hard, and getting ahead in life? Now if you can't get a job it's someone else's fault. Now if your kid misbehaves it's not because you did a crap job of raising them, it's the TV. If your kid blows up a small orphanage it's not because you weren't doing a good job as a parent by monitoring what he did while in the shed for those 10 hours on saturday. It's because of his computer. This is just one more pathetic attempt for some lazy parent to get away with what would have been neglect 20 years ago. Now it's not neglect, you're just too busy for your kids.

edited for spelling because when I rant it's never in english.
Author:  Ponuh [ Wed Jul 27, 2005 3:03 am ]
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Homsar how did you end up in Seattle?
Author:  Homsar [ Wed Jul 27, 2005 3:41 am ]
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Alot of chance meetings, and I shall explain in the following.
As you already know the beatings were there. Well after a few years they started getting alot worse (incorperation of weapons such as canes, 2x4s, and chairs) so my mother got a divorce from my dad. Downside, my sister loves my father, and forgives him for it entirely... so I stay to take care of her. I get beatings for both of us now, but I am ok with it. My mother starts college and becomes an alcoholic. At a bar one night she meets a very nice group of fellow college students. They become friends, and no my mother had no idea how bad the beatings had got for us, and get a few Bachelors Degrees. One of them was from a place called Seattle. Talked to my mother like it was the best thing in the world. Well I moved in with my mother seeing that my father was no longer hitting my sister (I has an idiot at 12). My sister moves in shortly afterwards. Well, my mother decides to move away as my father is going insane slowly but surely. So YAY we move back in with my dad because my mother has no idea where she is going. We pick up where I left off, yay canes. I had two of those broken on my head, not a fun day. As I said I didn't mind that I was getting hit, I can take alot of damage. Well we get in contact with my mother who now lives with friends in seattle. A week later my dad makes a mistake, and hits my sister across the face in front of me. Ever sat back and thought "Ok, I'll deal with this crap but I swear to god if xthing happens..." well.... it did. All I remember is picking my father up my his throat (he's my size, but I was alot more muscular than him) then I remember sitting on my bed. My dad was now on his way to the hospital. Apparently I had tried to use his head to do some remodeling in the hallway. I should have gone to juvi, but when you beat your kids for 14 years, and put them in the hospital twice you cut your loses when one beats the crap out of you. Alot of threats are made, and a deal is met. He won't say what happened, and neither will we. The next day I pack up a suitcase of cloathes, and fly to seattle. I have been here every since.

To clear some things up my father had problems. I don't hate my father for what he did. To be honest, I am not even angry anymore. I went back home to tennessee for a visit some 6 years after that. My father had changed alot. He had contracted cancer, and come to terms with what he had done. He got alot of help. On that trip I got to meet the man who was always there, but I rarely saw. He told me he was sorry, and cried for almost two hours trying to make amends over what he had done. Had I not gone through all of that I wouldn't be the person I am today, and I understand that. I could have easily gone through my life holding a grudge against him, but that hurts me more than it does him. So I forgave him, and I love him for being my father. We're all pretty happy these days, and my father's cancer is in remition. Sorry there is so much there, but after the story I noticed it might leave an inaccurate view of my current father so I felt the need to explain a bit. ^.^
Author:  Ponuh [ Wed Jul 27, 2005 3:46 am ]
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wow that's quite a story. that's too bad about your rough childhood. I don't think i've ever even been spanked =/ so i don't know what that position is.

I live in spokane btw ;p
Author:  Homsar [ Wed Jul 27, 2005 3:48 am ]
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I am southern, we were all beat lmao. Ah, I have been to spokane once. The farm areas over there remind me of home lol.
Author:  Arim [ Wed Jul 27, 2005 9:49 am ]
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only thing my parents blame my computer as, some type of reason for me to be lazy because they have nothing else for me to do.


but i keep trying to tell them i'm saving the world, only works sometimes...
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