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Kingdom Hearts will never get my money, I'm saddened everytime i see my cousin playing it.

Daedalan wrote:

Kingdom Hearts will never get my money, I'm saddened everytime i see my cousin playing it.

wow your stupid

Tomake wrote:

Daedalan wrote:

Kingdom Hearts will never get my money, I'm saddened everytime i see my cousin playing it.

wow your stupid

lol thank you for comment on my intelligence tomake. I sincerely believe you have demonstrated to me your extreme capacity for thought and philosophy and so are totally qualified to make that statement. Let me reword that statement in a way you can understand if its not throughly apparent from the start. Your opinion means nothing to me. K thanks.

Daedalan wrote:

No. Damn you. This won't turn into drama. I command you to congratulate me on my perilous task, and to cheer me on for my current mission!

Really, KH2 is the freakin' shit, and I spent like 6hrs collecting synthesis materials to finish the synthesis tab in my Journal. And the opening video when you start a new game is like, wow.

Cut out all the homosexual scenes between Sora and Riku, make them swear, give Cid his cigarettes back, get rid of his hick accent, make Squall the hardass that he is, change Aeris' name back to Aeris (Aerith? Wtf, whoever made this name obviously has a lisp) and give Sora some real friends. Then the game would be like 200% better.

But to say "give sora some real friends" in the Kingdom Hearts game and not realize that it's a goddamn game about Disney is ridiculous. "I'll have the ham sandwhich." "What the fuck is this, ham? Change it to turkey, you piece of shit."

If you think you're too old, too mature, and too cool to sit down and enjoy Disney characters and movies, then you've got some issues.

Mulan FTW.

Ponuh wrote:

Your metaphor doesn't make sense. It isn't a Disney game. It may involve the Disney characters, and it shows you some of the storylines from those disney characters, but Kingdom Hearts itself has it's own storyline. The Disney theme is just something SE threw in because EVERYBODY can relate to Disney.

I'll tell you how your metaphor is incorrect now. "I'll have a ham sandwich." You ASKED for the ham sandwich. I didn't ask for Sora to get friends, in fact, I wish he didn't have Donald and Goofy following him around, because they get in the way. Now see, if I had said: "I want Sora to have friends." then your metaphor would be correct.

I still hate how they gave Cid a freakin' tooth-pick and a hick accent.

If any of you want to suck my dick just let me know

Someone give me a reason to finish this game. I paid like $70 for all the crap I got with it, and after Armani spilled marinara(sp?) sauce on my guide that I don't use much, I kind of lost my will to play it.

Author:	tracezero [ Wed May 24, 2006 2:36 pm ]
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Finally. I feel good for legitametally (sp?) 100%ing Jiminy's Journal when almost everybody I know went to myspace to see the ending movie. I'm glad I can say only 8% of my gummi routes are complete, but my Journal is done. And I just started Proud Mode yesterday, gonna 100% that bitch, too. In a nutshell, the ending movie sucks, and leaves serious room for a 3rd game, though I heard rumor that SE isn't making a "Kingdom Hearts" 3, but it will be a sequel. Discuss.

Author:	Daedalan [ Wed May 24, 2006 3:51 pm ]
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Both those games need to be wrapped in the panties of 1000 virgins, and sealed with the light of a new born child's twinkling eye, after that put them in a box made of wood from the first tree on earth, and sink the box to the deepest part of the ocean, and then drop a mountain over that spot. Just to contain the pure craptastic power that seeps out from their boxes. Those two games represent the worst most evil corporation in creation, coupled with the creative genius of a company which has now been enslaved by other companies into producing that smut. Kingdom Hearts will never get my money, I'm saddened everytime i see my cousin playing it.

Author:	Armani [ Wed May 24, 2006 4:00 pm ]
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you're a little too proud, lol

Author:	Tomake [ Wed May 24, 2006 4:18 pm ]
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Daedalan wrote: Kingdom Hearts will never get my money, I'm saddened everytime i see my cousin playing it. wow your stupid

Author:	Daedalan [ Wed May 24, 2006 4:44 pm ]
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Tomake wrote: Daedalan wrote: Kingdom Hearts will never get my money, I'm saddened everytime i see my cousin playing it. wow your stupid lol thank you for comment on my intelligence tomake. I sincerely believe you have demonstrated to me your extreme capacity for thought and philosophy and so are totally qualified to make that statement. Let me reword that statement in a way you can understand if its not throughly apparent from the start. Your opinion means nothing to me. K thanks.

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Author:	Tomake [ Wed May 24, 2006 4:47 pm ]
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Daedalan wrote: Tomake wrote: Daedalan wrote: Kingdom Hearts will never get my money, I'm saddened everytime i see my cousin playing it. wow your stupid lol thank you for comment on my intelligence tomake. I sincerely believe you have demonstrated to me your extreme capacity for thought and philosophy and so are totally qualified to make that statement. Let me reword that statement in a way you can understand if its not throughly apparent from the start. Your opinion means nothing to me. K thanks. k lol kh2 rox irl

Author:	tracezero [ Wed May 24, 2006 5:14 pm ]
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Daedalan wrote: lol thank you for comment on my intelligence tomake. I sincerely believe you have demonstrated to me your extreme capacity for thought and philosophy and so are totally qualified to make that statement. Let me reword that statement in a way you can understand if its not throughly apparent from the start. Your opinion means nothing to me. K thanks. No. Damn you. This won't turn into drama. I command you to congratulate me on my perilous task, and to cheer me on for my current mission! Really, KH2 is the freakin' shit, and I spent like 6hrs collecting synthesis materials to finish the synthesis tab in my Journal. And the opening video when you start a new game is like, wow. Cut out all the homosexual scenes between Sora and Riku, make them swear, give Cid his cigarettes back, get rid of his hick accent, make Squall the hardass that he is, change Aeris' name back to Aeris (Aerith? Wtf, whoever made this name obviously has a lisp) and give Sora some real friends. Then the game would be like 200% better.

Author:	Ponuh [ Wed May 24, 2006 5:21 pm ]
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tracezero wrote: Daedalan wrote: lol thank you for comment on my intelligence tomake. I sincerely believe you have demonstrated to me your extreme capacity for thought and philosophy and so are totally qualified to make that statement. Let me reword that statement in a way you can understand if its not throughly apparent from the start. Your opinion means nothing to me. K thanks. No. Damn you. This won't turn into drama. I command you to congratulate me on my perilous task, and to cheer me on for my current mission! Really, KH2 is the freakin' shit, and I spent like 6hrs collecting synthesis materials to finish the synthesis tab in my Journal. And the opening video when you start a new game is like, wow. Cut out all the homosexual scenes between Sora and Riku, make them swear, give Cid his cigarettes back, get rid of his hick accent, make Squall the hardass that he is, change Aeris' name back to Aeris (Aerith? Wtf, whoever made this name obviously has a lisp) and give Sora some real friends. Then the game would be like 200% better. Or...the stupid rabid fans of this game can realize it's a children's DISNEY game.

Author:	Mikey [ Wed May 24, 2006 5:43 pm ]
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lol dal its actually pretty good.

Author:	Ponuh [ Wed May 24, 2006 5:47 pm ]
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But to say "give sora some real friends" in the Kingdom Hearts game and not realize that it's a goddamn game about Disney is ridiculous. "I'll have the ham sandwhich." "What the fuck is this, ham? Change it to turkey, you piece of shit."

Author:	tracezero [ Wed May 24, 2006 6:00 pm ]
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Ponuh wrote: But to say "give sora some real friends" in the Kingdom Hearts game and not realize that it's a goddamn game about Disney is ridiculous. "I'll have the ham sandwhich." "What the fuck is this, ham? Change it to turkey, you piece of shit." Your metaphor doesn't make sense. It isn't a Disney game. It may involve the Disney characters, and it shows you some of the storylines from those disney characters, but Kingdom Hearts itself has it's own storyline. The Disney theme is just something SE threw in because EVERYBODY can relate to Disney. I'll tell you how your metaphor is incorrect now. "I'll have a ham sandwich." You ASKED for the ham sandwich. I didn't ask for Sora to get friends, in fact, I wish he didn't have Donald and Goofy following him around, because they get in the way. Now see, if I had said: "I want Sora to have friends." then your metaphor would be correct. I still hate how they gave Cid a freakin' tooth-pick and a hick accent.

Author:	Ponuh [ Wed May 24, 2006 6:01 pm ]
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God I hate you so very much, tracezero.

Author:	tracezero [ Wed May 24, 2006 6:09 pm ]
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Why? Because I proved you wrong? Seriously. Please enlighten me. I'd like to know why you hate me so much when I'm trying to be nice.

Author:	Poncho_Rodriguez [ Wed May 24, 2006 6:45 pm ]
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If any of you want to suck my dick just let me know

Author:	Kluya [ Wed May 24, 2006 7:29 pm ]
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I'll suck your dick P-rod. KH2 is an awesome game, and congrats on the achievement. Completing that journal takes some time (from what I read). I'm not close to finished with it yet. Still have a lot of other things to do in the game also. I'm only 30 hours in. Having a lot of fun with it. Makes me wanna re-watch some old disney movies

Author:	Mandos [ Thu May 25, 2006 10:49 am ]
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but guides are nice memoribillia to have even if you don't use them. second time playing through ff10 I used one to help with gathering monster arena shit, man I thought that was a long task lol, more like basic training for ff11.

Author:	Daedalan [ Thu May 25, 2006 10:52 am ]
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lmao I was only commenting on how much of a whore disney is, and SE is for letting disney be a whore with them. The game is absolutly attrocious abuse of SE's rpg monopoly in the industry. Craptastic game with the marketing budget of disney. Disney can make a viral injection of HIV sound awesome if you let their marketing department get ahold of it. Oh and the combat system, where you run around and attack things in real time action, that shit was Zelda people. The part where you hit buttons when they flash on the screen, yeah that shit was shenmue. But hey at least you get to summon Stitch... so its worth whatever you paid for it, even if it was your soul.

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Author:	Feep [ Wed May 24, 2006 7:40 pm ]
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If you think you're too old, too mature, and too cool to sit down and enjoy Disney characters and movies, then you've got some issues. Mulan FTW.

Author:	tracezero [ Wed May 24, 2006 8:13 pm ]
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Feep wrote: If you think you're too old, too mature, and too cool to sit down and enjoy Disney characters and movies, then you've got some issues. Mulan FTW. Lol, I hate Mulan. Aladdin ftw. Actually, Treasure Planet > All. I love Treasure Planet. And thanks Kluya. It took a long ass time. The Paradox Hades cup (Very last tournament) took me 2hrs alone to beat. Completing that journal takes a shitload of time. And I have about 72hrs of gameplay racked up on mine.

Author:	Armani [ Wed May 24, 2006 9:12 pm ]
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tracezero wrote: Ponuh wrote: But to say "give sora some real friends" in the Kingdom Hearts game and not realize that it's a goddamn game about Disney is ridiculous. "I'll have the ham sandwhich." "What the fuck is this, ham? Change it to turkey, you piece of shit." Your metaphor doesn't make sense. It isn't a Disney game. It may involve the Disney characters, and it shows you some of the storylines from those disney characters, but Kingdom Hearts itself has it's own storyline. The Disney theme is just something SE threw in because EVERYBODY can relate to Disney. I'll tell you how your metaphor is incorrect now. "I'll have a ham sandwich." You ASKED for the ham sandwich. I didn't ask for Sora to get friends, in fact, I wish he didn't have Donald and Goofy following him around, because they get in the way. Now see, if I had said: "I want Sora to have friends." then your metaphor would be correct. I still hate how they gave Cid a freakin' tooth-pick and a hick accent. Thats why I won't play, ever.

Author:	Caduceus [ Wed May 24, 2006 9:15 pm ]
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There's something really wrong about this thread, I know I'll figure it out eventually, but for now I'm just not so sure yet.

Author:	Dmitry [ Wed May 24, 2006 9:29 pm ]
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Someone give me a reason to finish this game. I paid like $70 for all the crap I got with it, and after Armani spilled marinara(sp?) sauce on my guide that I don't use much, I kind of lost my will to play it.

Author:	Mikey [ Wed May 24, 2006 10:19 pm ]
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Poncho_Rodriguez wrote: If any of you want to suck my dick just let me know ROFL line of the day

Author:	tracezero [ Thu May 25, 2006 6:45 am ]
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Dmitry wrote: Someone give me a reason to finish this game. I paid like $70 for all the crap I got with it, and after Armani spilled marinara(sp?) sauce on my guide that I don't use much, I kind of lost my will to play it. Zerg to the final boss. Honestly. The music is fuckin' awesome, and the fights aren't half bad. I beat it around Lv.62 with some struggling when you have to switch to Riku because I could get 3 shotted. And I've read about hardcore people beating it at 32 with the Kingdom Key. Just curious though, what part are you on? Can you go to The World That Never Was yet? Oh, and about your guide. 20 bucks for a fucking strategy guide? Last I checked, http://www.gamefaqs.com was free :\| and it even has a forum so you can ask people questions and get flamed... sounds kinda familiar.

Author:	Armani [ Thu May 25, 2006 8:06 am ]
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dmitry's a fag