Amy: omg Andy this is great!

Champion: Andy this is cool, sucks this is your last night!

me: Dudes I know this is sweet! cool to have you guys over!

Jawdy: OMG BEN YOU HAVE MY SQUIRT GUN!

Ben: OMG I DON'T HAVE YOUR SQUIRT GUN!

*fight ensues*

*Denchi (AKA: Andy) now has 3 broken things to replace*

Ben: It wasnt my fault

Jawdy: it wasn't my fault

Me: Fuck you guys and fuck your squirt gun. get the fuck out of here. I can't even replace the shit you broke you fucktards.



I had 2 drunk retarded friends fight, and break a bunch of my shit. I've had people over all week and not had a problem. And these 2 fuckwads decided it's cool to get into a fight at my house and break all my shit. These 2 kids are some of my old-school friends from middle school, so I didn't think they'd be retarded. but oh no..... they're retarded. I am so pissed right now I can't think straight.

Moral of the story: Fuck your friends, they don't respect you or your shit anyways.


FUCK YOU BEN AND JAWDY. ugh, I am so pissed right now.

haha One of my friends is notorious for fucking shit in my house up.

We just got a new carpet like a year ago, and me and 4 of my friends are over and we're playing Xbox, and then all of a sudden I notice everyone gets quiet. They they started trying to distract me....I turned around and my friend was rushing back into the room with a towel because he just spilled a full glass of coke on the new carpet 3 inches from me.

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Dark is banned from ever touching my computer again.

i remember having a party a few years back, and it went on for 2days... when it got round to cleaning up i came across broken stuff all the time and had to find a way of *covering it up* nothing really expensive was boken luckly, just picture frames and other stuff like that... its amazing how superglue can fix 99% of household objects, and to this day 90% of those things have not been found to be broken (most were only minor damage anyhow) :D shhhh its a secret...

end of story if your gonna have a party etc you have to expect things to get broken, its not your friends fault really. Anyhow go get the superglue out.

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Kasdaye Regnar

lol, I wish I could superglue this shit back together. prolly not gonna work.... maybe 1 of the pots I can. We'll see.

I told you that you were going to get spanked. Hehe.

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Mythrandir - Bard *gone*

Everyone is too afraid to break anything at my house between Chuck and me.