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Author: | Pantherxx [ Thu Feb 22, 2007 6:16 am ] |
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The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm. A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball. Approximately 75% of human faeces is made of water. It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. One human hair can support 3kg. Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. The attachment of human muscles to skin is what causes dimples. Your thumb is the same length of your nose. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. If the average male never shaved, his beard would be 13 feet long when he died. Men without hair on their chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair. There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet. Side by side, 2000 cells from the human body could cover about one square inch. Women blink twice as much as men. The average person's skin weighs twice as much as their brain. When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate, they do the same when you are looking at someone you hate. It takes twice as long to lose new muscle if you stop working out than it did to gain it. You're ears secrete more earwax when you are afraid than when you aren't. Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still. If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it. The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man. Link: http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=22082 werid ![]() |
Author: | DeadLegend [ Thu Feb 22, 2007 6:52 am ] |
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Woowoo no cirrhosis for me! |
Author: | Computer [ Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:11 am ] |
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DeadLegend wrote: Woowoo no cirrhosis for me!
high five same here ![]() |
Author: | Jimbean [ Thu Feb 22, 2007 11:21 am ] |
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me too ![]() |
Author: | Eternus [ Thu Feb 22, 2007 11:23 am ] |
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Yeah the hairs on my chest will protect me from liver cirrhosis. Just need to stop the alcholic drinking first. |
Author: | Jimbean [ Thu Feb 22, 2007 11:29 am ] |
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you kidding!? being an alcoholic PUTS hair on your chest. drink up!! |
Author: | DeadLegend [ Thu Feb 22, 2007 12:53 pm ] |
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vodka is a sweet mistress |
Author: | Sirfalas [ Thu Feb 22, 2007 12:57 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Human Body Facts |
Pantherxx wrote: Your thumb is the same length of your nose.
this ones way off, either i have gargantuan thumbs or a tiny nose. |
Author: | Jimbean [ Thu Feb 22, 2007 1:02 pm ] |
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put the tip of your thumb at the top of your eye socket just where the bridge of your nose starts and then move it so it's parrallel with the angle of your nose, the end of your nose should rest just where your thumb starts protruding from your hand |
Author: | DeadLegend [ Thu Feb 22, 2007 1:03 pm ] |
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DeadLegend wrote: vodka is a sweet mistress
she calls to me her kisses are like smowflakes |
Author: | Hobo [ Thu Feb 22, 2007 1:23 pm ] |
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haha, you guys are drunks |
Author: | Eternus [ Thu Feb 22, 2007 1:28 pm ] |
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Been drinking alot of Popov vodka lately. Its cheap... 15 bucks for a 1.75 litre lol. Usually chase with coke or if I can find orange juice I use that. I haven't noticed an increase of hairs on my chest though, still the same it seems. Who the hell measured earwax secretion while someone was afraid? My thumb is the same length as my nose. I would like to break a piece of concrete with a human thighbone (femur). |
Author: | DeadLegend [ Thu Feb 22, 2007 1:53 pm ] |
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I do not ude cacaine |
Author: | DeadLegend [ Thu Feb 22, 2007 1:56 pm ] |
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sup hobo olol |
Author: | Jimbean [ Thu Feb 22, 2007 1:59 pm ] |
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deadlegend's drunk at 2pm on a thursday call rehab |
Author: | Reinheld [ Thu Feb 22, 2007 2:07 pm ] |
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Hide the children. |
Author: | Parade [ Thu Feb 22, 2007 2:13 pm ] |
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i lost my buttplug |
Author: | Theterk [ Thu Feb 22, 2007 2:23 pm ] |
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Jimbean wrote: deadlegend's drunk at 2pm on a thursday call rehab its past noon, so it is fair game. last night was the first night in a week or two that i wasnt at the bar. gotta love just having to pass the my senior level classes
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Author: | Kluya [ Thu Feb 22, 2007 4:40 pm ] |
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I have a hairy chest. I have a good friend who got laser hair removal on his chest and will never hear the end of it. Alchohol is the greatest thing ever. I can't name one weekend where I didn't get drunk ATLEAST once in the past 8ish years. I rarely drink on weekdays. Popov vodka lol that comes in a plastic bottle right? That's rad! I drink fucking everything lol. Beer, wine, tequila, whiskey, rum, gin, etc, etc. I love it all. My favorite drinks at the moment are: Kilt Lifter Beer (locally brewed), Bombay Saphhire Gin + tonic for a mixed drink, and Jagermeister shots. I love drinking to get drunk. |
Author: | Jimbean [ Thu Feb 22, 2007 4:44 pm ] |
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if i had to guess i'd say klu was at least part irish |
Author: | Eternus [ Thu Feb 22, 2007 4:51 pm ] |
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Yeah I was on a Jager + Red Bull kick last month. Mostly because my friend buys it all the damn time. Cheap ass Popov has been doing the trick lately (yeah plastic bottle haha). I also like Rum, beer, whiskey, wine, hell anything almost. Monday nights is $1 pints of Newcastle at the Roxy on the Beach, I do go there for that sometimes as well. <--- 50% Irish (its all my Dad's family from Boston) |
Author: | Yarr [ Thu Feb 22, 2007 5:05 pm ] |
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Parade wrote: i lost my buttplug
Yeah I havent seen mikey all day. Did you lose him? |
Author: | Yurichan [ Thu Feb 22, 2007 5:14 pm ] |
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Don Q! any drinker would know what that is =D |
Author: | Ponuh [ Thu Feb 22, 2007 5:38 pm ] |
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These were on the radio this morning |
Author: | Parade [ Thu Feb 22, 2007 5:44 pm ] |
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Yarr wrote: Parade wrote: i lost my buttplug Yeah I havent seen mikey all day. Did you lose him? last night we had a small fight, i didnt really mean anything by it, but he was really upset and stormed out of the house, i have no idea where he is, i was hoping you would know, he wont return any of my calls either. |
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