It began in 1942. Dr. Joseph Mengele was researching a way to create the ultimate Third Reich Soldier for der deutschland's mighty army. Many innocents were sacrificed in his search for the ultimate warrior, when finally he had an epiphany: fuse nazi with crocodile and create the most powerful force known to man, the CrocNazi. However, he was only able to complete a few full-fledged Crocnazi warriors before the end of the war. After 1945 these creatures went into seclusion and would not openly declare themselves again until the year 2007, and begin the rise of the CrocNazi Nation.

Throughout time they tested the swampy waters of the world's political climate, never fully revealing their identities or purpose. The most well-known account of this is when in late 2005 the leader of the High CrocNazi Warlords transcended dimensional boundaries in order to test the most powerful warriors of the free peoples of the world. He manifested himself as the ruler of the Shrouded Land, King of Emptiness, The Dynamis Lord. At this time his power was not near what it would be in the years to come, and he was pushed down by the valiant efforts of "The CheeseBurgers" but their victory was cursed by his blood. They would soon disband and finally collapse, many of The CheeseBurgers died horrific deaths at the hands of the mighty and mysterious GMs. Few remain of those who stood against the CrocNazi High Lord in the embryonic stage of his might, and few now stand who could possibly wish to oppose him.

March 2nd, 2007. The leader of the future CrocNazi nation openly declares himself against all the free people of the world. His officers are appointed:

Jim Bean[1]: Necromancer and High CrocNazi Lieutenant. Keeper of the precepts of the Crocnazi nation. One who answers only to the CrocNazi High Lord.

Judai[2]: Sorcerer and High Commander of the Crocnazi GlassCannons Brigade, elegant and wise destroyers. His rage knows no bounds and his fury is unquenchable.

Caduceus: Key advisor and most highly trusted confidant to the CrocNazi High Lord. He is the LinenBlitzer, patient and eloquent. Wise beyond the wisdom of all citizens of the CrocNazi nation. His work is secret even to High Lieutenant Jim Bean.

The High Lord of the CrocNazis then revealed his most vile weapon. One who could devour entire worlds. He had resurrected the spirit of the leader of the CheeseBurgers and given him foul strength and purpose. An uncontrollable force of destruction beyond any the world had known.[3] The rise of the CrocNazi nation had begun, and it would not be contained.

There is no power to stand against this foe, no hope to shine light on this encroaching darkness, no sword with which to slay the mighty High Lord of the CrocNazi nation. We must make our time, for we will not survive.

It was also on March 2nd, 2007 that the CrocNazi High Lord's secret title was revealed. He was known to his colleagues and followers as "The Dead Legend" one who became and will never cease to be.[4]

The CrocNazi nation apparently plans to destroy the world as we know it and usher in the age of the CrocNazi nation by the year 2026. The Dead Legend wrote:

"Hey asshole, sorry if croconazi beauty doesn't please your eyes but come the year 2026 my kind will rule this planet in croconazi glory.

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIL CRODOCILE ZEIG CROCODILE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIL"

A chilling threat and warning to all nations of the earth. The following has been discovered via intelligence and investigation into the CrocNazi hierarchy.

1: In this Nation of the CrocNazi, the skin of Ponuhs would be used to manufacture the boots of the CrocNazi National Military.

2: Every morning at 4:30 AM CrocNazi time (it's like est) loudspeakers around the world would blare the Anthem of the CrocNazi nation, "I Feel Pretty"

3: Imprisoned human beings will be forced to stuff shit into their dicks thrice daily.

4: The act of tying one's shoes will be restriced to Crocnazi citizens at and above the age of 17.

5: According to the CrocNazi WorldEater, the Dead Legend sounds like a rapist. This report has been verified by others inside and outside of the Crocnazi nation.

6: CrocNazi operations are centered somewhere in New Jersey.

7: They're fucking nazis with crocodile heads jesus christ.[5]

It will not be long before the horrible cry of "Heil Crocodile (*'-')/" fills the ears ouf our children.

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The CrocNazi nation will not bow to this menace.

HEIL CROCODILE!
ZIEG CROCODILE HEIL!

Caduceus: Key advisor and most highly trusted confidant to the CrocNazi High Lord. He is the LinenBlitzer, patient and eloquent. Wise beyond the wisdom of all citizens of the CrocNazi nation. His work is secret even to High Lieutenant Jim Bean.