Well with me your dreams come true. I found what you've been looking for.

http://www.amazon.com/P-Mate-Female-Disposable-Urine-Director/dp/B000R8YAH4/ref=sr_1_1/105-5087011-6690866?ie=UTF8&s=miscellaneous&qid=1194971562&sr=8-1

And all it takes is 2$

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The mikey's have a plan. Djay isn't all powerful.

chicks can pee standing up.. it's a common misconception that they can't. it's just hard to be ladylike while doing it cuz they gotta pretty much grab their shit and direct the flow. There's all kinds of videos of it on the intraweb and shit.. more women need to go out there and try it, than they can know the joy of having urinals and stalls in their bathrooms, like men

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This is indeed newsworthy. We could have some kind of change where women actually start peeing on things more than usual (like how us guys piss on fences, cars, trees, etc.). It isn't too strange to see a drunk chick squatting and pissing in the bushes every once in a while, but now they are free to piss anywhere for the most part.

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Or if you want a nice firmer christmas ass http://www.amazon.com/Silicone-Buttocks-Enhancer-Insert-Brief/dp/B000RCI4J0/ref=sr_1_4/105-5087011-6690866?ie=UTF8&s=miscellaneous&qid=1194976314&sr=1-4

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The mikey's have a plan. Djay isn't all powerful.

This has potential to be the best thread ever, dooooo eeeeet

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Someone in this thread has indirectly revealed an undesirable sexual fetish. Guess who!

the other day i was wondering about the evolutionary history of peeing in male vs. female. because dogs have separate peeing strategies, too.

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Whisp, I hate to ruin your thought experiment but I'm pretty sure it's because, well, dogs have four legs.

for some reason i doubt their front legs have anything to do with peeing. half a dog has two legs and junk just like us. girl dogs pee sitting, boy dogs pee standing. you should be more selective with your Dochs

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RIP Shiloh - I'll never forget ya

I know that you really get off on that supposedly borrow-word but it's completely non-standard and you look like a dumbass every time you use it.

sorry for being non-standard. tell me what's cool and clever cause you really seem to know.


thanks for turning my happy scientific wonderings into some name-calling bickering in only a few posts. you know what, you fucking suck, i hate you you fucking annoying piece of shit. fuck you.

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Ponuh one day you will gargle on my pee. That day is fast approaching.

rofl i concur

TS wants to give Ponuh some Golden Showers.

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As kinky as that sounds, I think I'll have to pass.


(PM me baby, we'll talk )

I'll mail you a jar of piss with which you can do whatever your heart desires for the low price of $20 and a bag of doritos.

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haters wanna hate
lovers wanna love
i don't even want
none of the above....

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would be a great thing to keep in the car

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The lovers, the dreamers, and me.

mintsy approves it as a great christmas present.. i'm buying 3 for all the ladies in my life.

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Freud was right

My ex girlfriend pissed the bed once while I was sleeping in it. Troof. She was hot so I didn't care really...

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ew I would be kicking my wife out of bed or sleep in living room on couch.

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