Thunderstomp wrote:
Ponuh one day you will gargle on my pee. That day is fast approaching.
rofl i concur
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| Author: | Mikey [ Tue Nov 13, 2007 11:48 am ] |
| Post subject: | Ever Dreamt of Peeing standing up ( ladies) |
Well with me your dreams come true. I found what you've been looking for. http://www.amazon.com/P-Mate-Female-Disposable-Urine-Director/dp/B000R8YAH4/ref=sr_1_1/105-5087011-6690866?ie=UTF8&s=miscellaneous&qid=1194971562&sr=8-1 And all it takes is 2$ |
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| Author: | Jimbean [ Tue Nov 13, 2007 12:01 pm ] |
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chicks can pee standing up.. it's a common misconception that they can't. it's just hard to be ladylike while doing it cuz they gotta pretty much grab their shit and direct the flow. There's all kinds of videos of it on the intraweb and shit.. more women need to go out there and try it, than they can know the joy of having urinals and stalls in their bathrooms, like men |
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| Author: | Eternus [ Tue Nov 13, 2007 12:10 pm ] |
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This is indeed newsworthy. We could have some kind of change where women actually start peeing on things more than usual (like how us guys piss on fences, cars, trees, etc.). It isn't too strange to see a drunk chick squatting and pissing in the bushes every once in a while, but now they are free to piss anywhere for the most part. |
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| Author: | Mikey [ Tue Nov 13, 2007 1:05 pm ] |
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Or if you want a nice firmer christmas ass http://www.amazon.com/Silicone-Buttocks-Enhancer-Insert-Brief/dp/B000RCI4J0/ref=sr_1_4/105-5087011-6690866?ie=UTF8&s=miscellaneous&qid=1194976314&sr=1-4 |
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| Author: | Dustdevil [ Tue Nov 13, 2007 2:38 pm ] |
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This has potential to be the best thread ever, dooooo eeeeet |
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| Author: | Ponuh [ Tue Nov 13, 2007 3:08 pm ] |
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Someone in this thread has indirectly revealed an undesirable sexual fetish. Guess who! |
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| Author: | Whisp [ Tue Nov 13, 2007 6:50 pm ] |
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the other day i was wondering about the evolutionary history of peeing in male vs. female. because dogs have separate peeing strategies, too. |
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| Author: | Ponuh [ Tue Nov 13, 2007 7:44 pm ] |
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Whisp, I hate to ruin your thought experiment but I'm pretty sure it's because, well, dogs have four legs. |
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| Author: | Whisp [ Tue Nov 13, 2007 9:27 pm ] |
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for some reason i doubt their front legs have anything to do with peeing. half a dog has two legs and junk just like us. girl dogs pee sitting, boy dogs pee standing. you should be more selective with your Dochs |
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| Author: | Ponuh [ Tue Nov 13, 2007 9:41 pm ] |
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I know that you really get off on that supposedly borrow-word but it's completely non-standard and you look like a dumbass every time you use it. |
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| Author: | Whisp [ Tue Nov 13, 2007 9:58 pm ] |
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sorry for being non-standard. tell me what's cool and clever cause you really seem to know. thanks for turning my happy scientific wonderings into some name-calling bickering in only a few posts. you know what, you fucking suck, i hate you you fucking annoying piece of shit. fuck you. |
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| Author: | Thunderstomp [ Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:04 pm ] |
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Ponuh one day you will gargle on my pee. That day is fast approaching. |
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| Author: | Dustdevil [ Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:28 pm ] |
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Thunderstomp wrote: Ponuh one day you will gargle on my pee. That day is fast approaching.
rofl i concur
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| Author: | Eternus [ Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:37 pm ] |
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TS wants to give Ponuh some Golden Showers. |
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| Author: | Ponuh [ Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:41 pm ] |
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As kinky as that sounds, I think I'll have to pass. (PM me baby, we'll talk  )
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| Author: | DeadLegend [ Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:46 pm ] |
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I'll mail you a jar of piss with which you can do whatever your heart desires for the low price of $20 and a bag of doritos. |
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| Author: | Jimbean [ Wed Nov 14, 2007 9:59 am ] |
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haters wanna hate lovers wanna love i don't even want none of the above.... |
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| Author: | Mintsy [ Wed Nov 14, 2007 3:32 pm ] |
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would be a great thing to keep in the car |
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| Author: | Jimbean [ Wed Nov 14, 2007 3:51 pm ] |
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mintsy approves it as a great christmas present.. i'm buying 3 for all the ladies in my life. |
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| Author: | Ponuh [ Wed Nov 14, 2007 3:57 pm ] |
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Freud was right
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| Author: | Kluya [ Wed Nov 14, 2007 4:39 pm ] |
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My ex girlfriend pissed the bed once while I was sleeping in it. Troof. She was hot so I didn't care really... |
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| Author: | Pantherxx [ Wed Nov 14, 2007 4:52 pm ] |
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ew I would be kicking my wife out of bed or sleep in living room on couch. |
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| Author: | Jimbean [ Wed Nov 14, 2007 4:54 pm ] |
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hot chicks can get away with anything |
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