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A French producer wants Britney Spears to play the Virgin Mary in a new satire called Sweet Baby Jesus. The producer says the film will start shooting in March and Britney is reviewing the script, according to the latest issue of Us Weekly:

"Spears, 26, would play a pregnant 19-year-old unsure of her baby's paternity who goes into labor on Christmas Eve in Bethlehem, Maryland, as rumors swirl that the birth is Jesus Christ's second coming."

Finally, a movie with believable casting. Britney Spears as the Virgin Mary? I’m sorry, you don’t get more spot-on than that. Britney won’t even have to act. She already behaves so much like the mother of Christ that I’d totally feel comfortable letting her raise the Baby Jesus. Of course, the nun I told that to threw me in front of a bus then dumped holy water in my eyes. A simple “I couldn’t agree more” would’ve sufficed, but you’re welcome, sister.

Author:	Ultimaj [ Wed Dec 12, 2007 1:15 pm ]
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http://thesuperficial.com/2007/12/britn ... virgin.php The Superficial wrote: A French producer wants Britney Spears to play the Virgin Mary in a new satire called Sweet Baby Jesus. The producer says the film will start shooting in March and Britney is reviewing the script, according to the latest issue of Us Weekly: "Spears, 26, would play a pregnant 19-year-old unsure of her baby's paternity who goes into labor on Christmas Eve in Bethlehem, Maryland, as rumors swirl that the birth is Jesus Christ's second coming." Finally, a movie with believable casting. Britney Spears as the Virgin Mary? I’m sorry, you don’t get more spot-on than that. Britney won’t even have to act. She already behaves so much like the mother of Christ that I’d totally feel comfortable letting her raise the Baby Jesus. Of course, the nun I told that to threw me in front of a bus then dumped holy water in my eyes. A simple “I couldn’t agree more” would’ve sufficed, but you’re welcome, sister.

Author:	Remey [ Wed Dec 12, 2007 4:49 pm ]
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I love the episode of Family Guy where they cut to a scene with Britney on the phone, smoking a cigarette while holding her baby. Then she pushes her baby's soft spot in and uses it as an ash tray. Brilliant. That scene basically sums up how I view her as a parent. lol >____>

Author:	Computer [ Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:14 pm ]
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im so on the fence if i would bang her or not

Author:	Supafly [ Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:21 pm ]
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Computer wrote: im so on the fence if i would bang her or not I jumped off that fence several years ago. If it put me in a K-Fed situation then maybe...but only after numerous beers spiked with ruffies.

Author:	Ultimaj [ Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:24 pm ]
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Computer wrote: im so on the fence if i would bang her or not lemme knock you off that fence my friend

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Author:	Kluya [ Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:35 pm ]
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Remey wrote: I love the episode of Family Guy where they cut to a scene with Britney on the phone, smoking a cigarette while holding her baby. Then she pushes her baby's soft spot in and uses it as an ash tray. Brilliant. That scene basically sums up how I view her as a parent. lol >____> Yeah and then she drops the baby haha. That's one of my favorite family guy clips.

Author:	goDeejay [ Thu Dec 13, 2007 2:49 am ]
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Ultimaj wrote: Computer wrote: im so on the fence if i would bang her or not lemme knock you off that fence my friend wow even I wouldn't fuck that.

Author:	Jimbean [ Thu Dec 13, 2007 9:57 am ]
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why do you normally fuck anything that moves?

Author:	Ulgokiem [ Thu Dec 13, 2007 10:14 am ]
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Goddamn britney looks nasty now lol.

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