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>>Dear Tech Support:
>>
>>Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that
>>the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of
>>space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into
>>all other programs and now monitors all other system activity.
>>Applications
>>such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and
>>Racing
>>3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.
>>I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my
>>favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0,
>>but
>>the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!
>>Thanks,
>>A Troubled User. (KEEP READING)
>>______________________________________
>>REPLY:
>>Dear Troubled User:
>>This is a very common problem that men complain about.
>>Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is
>>just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING
>>SYSTEM
>>and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible
>>to
>>delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to
>>uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
>>You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not
>>allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under
>>Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work
>>on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background
>>application
>>"Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
>>The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because
>>ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system
>>will return to normal anyway.
>>Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.
>>Wife
>>1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook
>>It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.
>>However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will
>>cause
>>the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only
>>way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional
>>software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !
>>WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short
>>Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause
>>irreversible damage to the operating system.
>>Best of luck,
>>Tech Support

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== Bronzebeard == Zakath ==
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Guild : Exeunt Omnes

Yeah I just reformatted to get rid of it.

God. I bet that was from Bill Cosby.

Dunno, got that from another forum. Though it was quite funny hehe

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== Bronzebeard == Zakath ==
http://wow.allakhazam.com/profile.html?5638
Guild : Exeunt Omnes

<---Not married/Parent

LMAO that funny and also I like the Secretary part.

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PS3 Friend list name: Pantherxx Wii code 1629-0463-4657-0263 (revised 9/28/07) Steam ID - Pantherxx010 62BLU 75PLD Reactived 7/5/10 I dare you Click this!

wow, my Wife program seems to work pretty well, that guy got screwed. hahaha.

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why not consider upgrading to hooker 1.4?

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Sometimes when i take off my pants, yarr stares at me

Is this ok?

Level 65 Dragoon
Rank 9 Sandoria
Woodworking 72.0 Fishing 55.7
Smithing 34.0 Leathercraft 28.4
Bonecraft 22.7 Cooking 11.0

Careful! Those can come packaged with the virus Herpes1.2!!!

genital warts 2.7 happens sometimes too due to a fatal error in the script

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Sometimes when i take off my pants, yarr stares at me

Is this ok?

Level 65 Dragoon
Rank 9 Sandoria
Woodworking 72.0 Fishing 55.7
Smithing 34.0 Leathercraft 28.4
Bonecraft 22.7 Cooking 11.0