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| Author: | Metalmilitia [ Tue Mar 15, 2005 2:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | kinda funny but crude |
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of which loved to play together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life. Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse! Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals. A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life. The moral of the story? (Yep, there's a moral!) "When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks!" |
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| Author: | Kaylia [ Tue Mar 15, 2005 2:22 pm ] |
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Ewww! Galkan humor is weird |
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| Author: | Macabre [ Tue Mar 15, 2005 3:51 pm ] |
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LMAO
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| Author: | Jimbean [ Tue Mar 15, 2005 4:05 pm ] |
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damn man.. why you gotta be all taking about horses sinking in bogs and shit? ARTAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /wipes tears |
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| Author: | Parade [ Tue Mar 15, 2005 4:10 pm ] |
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atreyu sucks dood. walls of jericho, darkest hour, from autumn to ashes... they all pwn atreyu |
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| Author: | Jimbean [ Tue Mar 15, 2005 4:13 pm ] |
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ike wrote: atreyu sucks dood. walls of jericho, darkest hour, from autumn to ashes... they all pwn atreyu
all those bands lick the back of my nutsack.. ESPECIALLY atreyu.. i had things mixed up, i editted my post, please comment on it, if you know what it's all about, my screw up should key people into what i was talking about. |
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| Author: | Parade [ Tue Mar 15, 2005 4:36 pm ] |
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hahha ohh ok ^^ |
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| Author: | Metalmilitia [ Tue Mar 15, 2005 4:37 pm ] |
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wtf? where did this post go? |
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| Author: | Jimbean [ Tue Mar 15, 2005 4:41 pm ] |
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dammit, am i the only one who has seen the neverending story like 1500 times since i was a kid? That was one of those movies that whored it's rights out to everystation so we get to find it on at least 1 channel at any given time of the day...anyday. much like ghostbusters, karate kid, or rocky 4 |
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