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Author: | Parade [ Tue Mar 22, 2005 12:38 pm ] |
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A girl and guy are speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle... Girl: Slow down. Im scared. Guy: No this is fun. Girl: No its not. Please, it's too scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine, I love you, but slow down! Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. *Girl hugs him* Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me. (In the paper the next day): ...A motorcycle crashed into a building last night because of break failure. Two people were involved, a male and a female, but only 1 survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the 18 year old boy realized that his breaks had broke, but he didn't want to let his partner know. Instead, he made her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, and let her wear his helmet so that she would live, realizing he would be the one that would die. |
Author: | Severus [ Tue Mar 22, 2005 12:41 pm ] |
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jesus christ |
Author: | Matti [ Tue Mar 22, 2005 12:43 pm ] |
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That's weak. I'd rather die than live with lost love... |
Author: | Parade [ Tue Mar 22, 2005 12:44 pm ] |
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Matti wrote: That's weak. I'd rather die than live with lost love...
its still sad.... |
Author: | Jimbean [ Tue Mar 22, 2005 1:51 pm ] |
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YO! STOP SPAMMING MOTEHRFUCKER! lolz j/k <3 oh shit now i just made a spam post >< |
Author: | Galindar [ Tue Mar 22, 2005 2:17 pm ] |
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Is that true? Really, if you hit a building at over 100 mph, I doubt a helmut will help. |
Author: | Parade [ Tue Mar 22, 2005 2:20 pm ] |
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i dont know, i got it in an e-mail. now that you say that, i doubt its true, BUT~ lol i also got another e-mail ill post it later, its the 11 rules of life by bill gates. |
Author: | Led [ Tue Mar 22, 2005 4:33 pm ] |
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ike wrote: i dont know, i got it in an e-mail. now that you say that, i doubt its true, BUT~ lol i also got another e-mail ill post it later, its the 11 rules of life by bill gates.
i wish i got email ![]() |
Author: | Matti [ Tue Mar 22, 2005 4:37 pm ] |
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Ledzeppelin wrote: ike wrote: i dont know, i got it in an e-mail. now that you say that, i doubt its true, BUT~ lol i also got another e-mail ill post it later, its the 11 rules of life by bill gates. i wish i got email ![]() They didn't have email in the 70's.... |
Author: | Parade [ Tue Mar 22, 2005 4:38 pm ] |
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Matti wrote: Ledzeppelin wrote: ike wrote: i dont know, i got it in an e-mail. now that you say that, i doubt its true, BUT~ lol i also got another e-mail ill post it later, its the 11 rules of life by bill gates. i wish i got email ![]() They didn't have email in the 70's.... HAHA and they still dont. |
Author: | Led [ Tue Mar 22, 2005 4:38 pm ] |
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i forgot ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Author: | arlania [ Tue Mar 22, 2005 4:40 pm ] |
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Thats soo sad ![]() That makes me upset irl ![]() |
Author: | Arim [ Tue Mar 22, 2005 6:40 pm ] |
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you dick now im gonna be sad all day |
Author: | Alpsyche [ Tue Mar 22, 2005 6:41 pm ] |
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I will now proceed to eat my own stomach as it's in my throat... *looks around for someone to hug...* |
Author: | Ponuh [ Tue Mar 22, 2005 6:53 pm ] |
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it's not that bad. |
Author: | Pirato [ Tue Mar 22, 2005 6:57 pm ] |
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Did you make that story up? |
Author: | Parade [ Tue Mar 22, 2005 7:05 pm ] |
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no gawd, if you didnt read i said i got it in an e-mail, i cant make somthing like that up. |
Author: | Devrim27 [ Tue Mar 22, 2005 7:51 pm ] |
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The 11 rules of bill gates are pretty funny, my old history teacher told us them. |
Author: | Pantherxx [ Tue Mar 22, 2005 9:04 pm ] |
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how hard is to kill engine if your brakes fail? EASY ![]() |
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