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How to Complain like a pro
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Author:  Ponuh [ Sat Apr 09, 2005 7:34 pm ]
Post subject:  How to Complain like a pro

Lesson One:

Use this funny Website:

http://www.pakin.org/complaint

Author:  Parade [ Sat Apr 09, 2005 8:07 pm ]
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omg!! hahaha how did you find this?!

Author:  arlania [ Sat Apr 09, 2005 8:09 pm ]
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I won't sugarcoat this letter. This is a very bitter letter. Small children and the faint of heart should stop reading and leave the room. Let's get down to brass tacks: Mr. Ponuh keeps telling us that arriving at a true state of comprehension is too difficult and/or time-consuming. Are we also supposed to believe that his assertions are Holy Writ? I didn't think so. More often than not, his idiotic claim that mediocrity and normalcy are ideal virtues is just that, an idiotic claim. Letting Mr. Ponuh destroy the values, methods, and goals of traditional humanistic study is tantamount to cutting your own wrist with a razor blade. And that's why I say to you: Have courage. Be honest. And improve the lot of humankind while remaining true to those beliefs, ideals, and aspirations we hold most dear. That's the patriotic thing to do, and that's the right thing to do.

Author:  Parade [ Sat Apr 09, 2005 8:11 pm ]
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haha i did NASA.. and it was pretty good but this sentence seems really choppy to me

Quote:
Leaving aside the behavior of other unambitious Maoism enthusiasts, I frequently wish to tell NASA that I claim that it needs to be taken into account that I am truly not ashamed to admit that its values are so inverted, they would make Lewis Carroll blush.


EDIT:
i changed my mind.. this complaint is kinda sketchy i mean look at this paragraph
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NASA says that everything it says is utterly and completely true. Should we care that large numbers of discourteous, yellow-bellied soi-disant do-gooders actually believe such bumptious things? Should we try to convince them otherwise? I don't think so. In fact, I'd go so far as to say that I am certain that if I asked the next person I meet if he would want NASA to tour the country promoting obtrusive alcoholism in lectures and radio talk show interviews, he would say no. Yet we all stand idly by while NASA claims that it acts in the public interest.

Author:  Parade [ Sat Apr 09, 2005 8:14 pm ]
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Arlania wrote:
I won't sugarcoat this letter. This is a very bitter letter. Small children and the faint of heart should stop reading and leave the room. Let's get down to brass tacks: Mr. Ponuh keeps telling us that arriving at a true state of comprehension is too difficult and/or time-consuming. Are we also supposed to believe that his assertions are Holy Writ? I didn't think so. More often than not, his idiotic claim that mediocrity and normalcy are ideal virtues is just that, an idiotic claim. Letting Mr. Ponuh destroy the values, methods, and goals of traditional humanistic study is tantamount to cutting your own wrist with a razor blade. And that's why I say to you: Have courage. Be honest. And improve the lot of humankind while remaining true to those beliefs, ideals, and aspirations we hold most dear. That's the patriotic thing to do, and that's the right thing to do.


ok. this is friggin great! everything some one pisses me off. ima post a fuggin like 10 paragraph complaint about them !!!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha

Author:  Ponuh [ Sun Apr 10, 2005 1:16 am ]
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It would work too. People would get lost in the words and think you a genius!

Author:  Parade [ Sun Apr 10, 2005 11:01 am ]
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ponuh wrote:
It would work too. People would get lost in the words and think you a genius!


o.o like when you diss me and i have no idea wtf ur talking about?

Author:  Ponuh [ Sun Apr 10, 2005 12:59 pm ]
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ike wrote:
ponuh wrote:
It would work too. People would get lost in the words and think you a genius!


o.o like when you diss me and i have no idea wtf ur talking about?


same concept yeah

Author:  zippy [ Mon Apr 11, 2005 2:48 pm ]
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HAHHAH i LOVE IT :lol: :lol:

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