Ummm should I be laughing right now?
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| Author: | Hobbes [ Mon May 23, 2005 5:55 pm ] |
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I'm not sure if this has been posted before, but I was bored and got side tracked while looking for a new car, and found this and laughed for hours. http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php Vin Diesel once beat his mother cross-eyed because she refused to share her recipe for peach cobbler with him. Vin Diesel invented the baseball cap and the tennis racquet. And bees. Vin Diesel solved the Da Vinci Code before it was even a book. |
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| Author: | Ponuh [ Mon May 23, 2005 6:20 pm ] |
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Some WoW friends showed me this |
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| Author: | Bladenic [ Mon May 23, 2005 6:27 pm ] |
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Ummm should I be laughing right now? :
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| Author: | arlania [ Tue May 24, 2005 3:23 am ] |
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Bladenic wrote: Ummm should I be laughing right now?
:yes cause its pretty funny |
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| Author: | Bladenic [ Tue May 24, 2005 6:41 am ] |
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I don't get it 
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| Author: | Hobbes [ Tue May 24, 2005 10:11 am ] |
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You know who Vin Diesel is right? Hes an action movie star. A really bad one imo :P The site is just random fake facts about him, just take it at face value. To me it seems to make fun of his egotistical roles in his movies. |
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| Author: | HitmanR [ Tue May 24, 2005 11:30 am ] |
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Vin always forgets to put the new cover sheets on his TPS reports. Vin Diesel is banned from World of Warcraft because he once put fourty thousand copper chain pants in separate auctions. Every one was sold, but the server load caused the entire cluster to go down for over a week. Vin Diesel never requires more Vespene Gas. ok, I've already wasted over an hour on this site... there's so many of them |
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| Author: | Hobo [ Tue May 24, 2005 12:14 pm ] |
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Vin Diesel caught herpes from a Hispanic dodo but got rid of them using only duct tape and an illegitimate African child named Dan. |
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| Author: | Murph [ Tue May 24, 2005 12:18 pm ] |
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Vin Diesel showed Mario how to jump on the shell at the end of the first level. |
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| Author: | HitmanR [ Tue May 24, 2005 1:14 pm ] |
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When Vin Diesel dies, he will return to the life stream and stop Meteor. |
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| Author: | Murph [ Tue May 24, 2005 1:18 pm ] |
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Vin Diesel hunts Danish people for sport. |
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| Author: | Murph [ Tue May 24, 2005 1:19 pm ] |
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One serving of Vin Diesel contains approximately 1337 calories. |
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| Author: | Murph [ Tue May 24, 2005 1:20 pm ] |
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Vin Diesel may or may not be closely related to Donkey Kong, but he is definitely an unlockable character in Mario Kart. (I find these very amusing btw :D ) |
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| Author: | fallenseraph [ Tue May 24, 2005 1:31 pm ] |
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Vin Diesel lives inside the briefcase of Marsellus Wallace, and emits a golden glow when he sleeps. Vin Diesel doesn't read in the conventional sense. Rather, the words form into gladiators within his psyche, drawing upon the powers of their respective meanings, and battle until only the strongest survive in an arena of fire. Vin Diesel is actually five men, all of whom share the same soul. If any one of them ever comes face to face with another, they are required by the laws of fate to totally rock the fuck out. The last time this cosmic event occurred, Atlantis sank beneath the sea forever. It was worth it. |
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| Author: | Mikey [ Tue May 24, 2005 1:56 pm ] |
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Murph wrote: Vin Diesel may or may not be closely related to Donkey Kong, but he is definitely an unlockable character in Mario Kart.
(I find these very amusing btw :D ) I'M CRYING OVER HERE LOL |
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| Author: | arlania [ Tue May 24, 2005 2:52 pm ] |
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seriously im laughing really hard right now :P |
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| Author: | Bladenic [ Tue May 24, 2005 3:17 pm ] |
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Lol, some are funny. Is that like a huge Vin Diesel hate site? I want a Paris Hilton hate site!!! |
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| Author: | Murph [ Tue May 24, 2005 3:20 pm ] |
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All Spell Checkers are actually mini Vin Diesels inside your computer. This is possible due to the fact that when Vin Diesel is cut into pieces each piece becomes a smaller and more verbose Vin Diesel. |
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| Author: | Murph [ Tue May 24, 2005 3:23 pm ] |
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Vin Diesel paints the M's on M&Ms. |
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| Author: | Murph [ Tue May 24, 2005 3:30 pm ] |
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Vin Diesel is now the sun. |
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| Author: | Murph [ Tue May 24, 2005 3:33 pm ] |
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Vin Diesel has racked up over nine billion Flawless Victories in Mortal Kombat. Not as a character, he went into the game itself. (I'm really bored at work as this is keeping me occupied for another 20 mins  )
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| Author: | Murph [ Tue May 24, 2005 3:35 pm ] |
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If you play Contra on NES and put in the infinite lives code, Vin Diesel will jump out of the TV, punch you in the face, call you a pussy for cheating, and steal every bag of potato chips you have. |
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| Author: | HitmanR [ Tue May 24, 2005 3:50 pm ] |
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murph is just trying to postcount + 5 |
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| Author: | Murph [ Tue May 24, 2005 3:53 pm ] |
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I'm just enjoying sharing this with all of you I can't find any more good ones, alot of them are pretty stupid.
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| Author: | squintz [ Tue May 24, 2005 5:21 pm ] |
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can anybody else not access this site atm? |
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