Yarr The Pirate! https://w.yarrthepirate.com/phpbb3/ |
|
Baby born with three arms https://w.yarrthepirate.com/phpbb3/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=9115 |
Page 1 of 2 |
Author: | Yarr [ Wed May 31, 2006 7:42 am ] |
Post subject: | Baby born with three arms |
http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/200 ... arms_x.htm Pretty interesting read and a pretty freaky picture. Poor kids is going to live a horrible life of always having to buy more deoderant than all his peers. ![]() ![]() Quote: SHANGHAI (AP) — Doctors in Shanghai on Tuesday were considering surgery options for a 2-month-old boy born with an unusually well-formed third arm.
Neither of the boy's two left arms is fully functional and tests have so far been unable to determine which was more developed, said Dr. Chen Bochang, head of the orthopedics department at Shanghai Children's Medical Center. "His case is quite peculiar. We have no record of any child with such a complete third arm," Chen said in a telephone interview. The boy, identified only as "Jie-jie," also was born with just one kidney and may have problems that could lead to curvature of the spine, local media reports said. Jie-jie cried when either of his left arms was touched, but smiled and responded normally to other stimuli, the reports said. Chen said doctors hoped to work out a plan for surgery, but the boy's small size made it impossible to perform certain tests that would help them prepare. Media reports said other children have been reported born with additional arms and legs, but in those cases it was clear what limb was more developed. Chen's hospital is one of China's most experienced in dealing with unusual birth defects, including separating conjoined twins. Copyright 2006 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed. |
Author: | Mikey [ Wed May 31, 2006 9:02 am ] |
Post subject: | |
nahh i don't think its so bad. With 3 hands he's gonna drive the girls nuts! |
Author: | Dmitry [ Wed May 31, 2006 10:35 am ] |
Post subject: | |
I bet he ends up being right handed, that would completely waste the third arm. |
Author: | Jimbean [ Wed May 31, 2006 10:40 am ] |
Post subject: | |
that kid's gonna make one hell of a drummer |
Author: | Eternus [ Wed May 31, 2006 10:44 am ] |
Post subject: | |
Saw this posted on another forum. I believe Kaylia said the third arm would be useful for watching porn. Too bad this kid will most likely have 2 arms that actually work.... and one useless arm he can put a pen and be like Bob Dole. |
Author: | Mikey [ Wed May 31, 2006 11:11 am ] |
Post subject: | |
can't really masturbate with that third "fused" arm on his chest. Could throw him in india or some shit.They'll jump around claiming h'es the messia or something. |
Author: | Computer [ Wed May 31, 2006 11:53 am ] |
Post subject: | |
I just had a flashback of Mortal Kombat |
Author: | Daedalan [ Wed May 31, 2006 12:08 pm ] |
Post subject: | |
compy wrote: I just had a flashback of Mortal Kombat
I'm probaly going to hell for this, but dude I thought the same thing when I saw that picture. I sat there, saw the picture and the first thing I heard was "Morttalll Kombbaat!!" *cue cool techno music* |
Author: | Pantherxx [ Wed May 31, 2006 12:22 pm ] |
Post subject: | |
This kid will win all of high school fights due to 3rd arm that will grab somwhere thats gotta hurt bad. ![]() |
Author: | Kotee [ Wed May 31, 2006 12:42 pm ] |
Post subject: | |
We all have our difficulties and trials...his will just be more obvious and tangible. |
Author: | Yarr [ Wed May 31, 2006 12:57 pm ] |
Post subject: | |
Kotee wrote: We all have our difficulties and trials...his will just be more obvious and tangible.
Kotee is upset we mock this baby. You see, Kotee too suffers from a deformity. He suffers from a third ear. |
Author: | Daedalan [ Wed May 31, 2006 1:30 pm ] |
Post subject: | |
Yarr wrote: Kotee wrote: We all have our difficulties and trials...his will just be more obvious and tangible. Kotee is upset we mock this baby. You see, Kotee too suffers from a deformity. He suffers from a third ear. dude a third ear is so hotter then a third arm, you get to umm hear shit better and stuff. Its gotta so be like super human wolf hearing or something like that, maybe super wombat hearing? |
Author: | Theterk [ Wed May 31, 2006 1:36 pm ] |
Post subject: | |
Yarr wrote: Kotee wrote: We all have our difficulties and trials...his will just be more obvious and tangible. Kotee is upset we mock this baby. You see, Kotee too suffers from a deformity. He suffers from a third ear. |
Author: | Miewn [ Wed May 31, 2006 8:29 pm ] |
Post subject: | |
one kidney for another arm.. poor kid =/ don't take away his deformity!! probably useful you know lol what.. ET said |
Author: | Purity [ Wed May 31, 2006 8:55 pm ] |
Post subject: | |
Man... I'd hate to wear a shirt with a 3rd arm... |
Author: | Dmitry [ Wed May 31, 2006 9:09 pm ] |
Post subject: | |
Purity wrote: Man... I'd hate to wear a shirt with a 3rd arm...
lol, he could do that thing people do wear they have long sleeves and stick one arm in both and then have another in their shirt. then they move their arm up and down and push out with the other one that's inside. Except he would be real. That'd be entertaining. |
Author: | Cyris [ Thu Jun 01, 2006 12:13 pm ] |
Post subject: | |
I tell ya that kid is going to be one hell of a gil/goldfarmer. |
Author: | Daedalan [ Thu Jun 01, 2006 12:18 pm ] |
Post subject: | |
Ithink he is gonna be the next martial arts sensation, kind of like a bruce lee, but mutated and stuff |
Author: | Kotee [ Thu Jun 01, 2006 1:48 pm ] |
Post subject: | |
Oh my!! I'm easy prey now!! I give XP =D |
Author: | Kotee [ Thu Jun 01, 2006 1:48 pm ] |
Post subject: | |
Yarr wrote: Kotee wrote: We all have our difficulties and trials...his will just be more obvious and tangible. Kotee is upset we mock this baby. You see, Kotee too suffers from a deformity. He suffers from a third ear. hehe! I was not upset at all. Actually I was trying to de-rail any sense of Pity for this child. |
Author: | Mandos [ Thu Jun 01, 2006 4:28 pm ] |
Post subject: | |
Wow he has two shoulders as well, thats going to be hell on his neck once they start to grow if something isn't done about it. |
Author: | Viviti [ Thu Jun 01, 2006 7:55 pm ] |
Post subject: | |
ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!!!! ![]() |
Author: | Jimbean [ Thu Jun 01, 2006 8:29 pm ] |
Post subject: | |
3 armpits >< |
Author: | Metalmilitia [ Mon Jun 05, 2006 2:30 am ] |
Post subject: | |
I have a third leg... |
Author: | Dmitry [ Mon Jun 05, 2006 3:03 pm ] |
Post subject: | |
Metalmilitia wrote: I have a third leg...
lol |
Page 1 of 2 | All times are UTC - 5 hours |
Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group http://www.phpbb.com/ |