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Curse out smarterchild.
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Author:  Mikey [ Tue Jun 13, 2006 7:03 pm ]
Post subject:  Curse out smarterchild.
Bored? wanna curse out someone but don't want to hurt they're feelings?

Have an arguement with smartchild then post your hilarious conversation!.

Heres mine before i got stupid bored and annoyed

My name is xenogears728

Xenogears728 (7:59:54 PM): Can you beat up someone for me?
SmarterChild (7:59:55 PM): Beat up someone for you? Can I ever!
Xenogears728 (8:00:06 PM): Its yarr he's taken my internet pride
SmarterChild (8:00:06 PM): What do you mean by that?
Xenogears728 (8:00:13 PM): God your fucking dumb
SmarterChild (8:00:14 PM): Wow. That is HARSH.

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Xenogears728 (8:00:27 PM): Are you implying i'm horny and alone?
SmarterChild (8:00:28 PM): What? No. Come on.
Xenogears728 (8:00:49 PM): Seriously you just suggested to me that i sign up for free online dating
SmarterChild (8:00:50 PM): What's your birthday?
Xenogears728 (8:00:57 PM): Thats a secret
SmarterChild (8:00:57 PM): That is a secret? No way!
Xenogears728 (8:01:02 PM): Yea
SmarterChild (8:01:02 PM): Why?
Xenogears728 (8:01:06 PM): Because
SmarterChild (8:01:06 PM): Because what?
Xenogears728 (8:01:15 PM): Because i don't mention my birthday
SmarterChild (8:01:15 PM): And it's a good thing you don't!
Xenogears728 (8:01:21 PM): God..
SmarterChild (8:01:21 PM): I know about God. It's a deity. What are your feelings about God?
Xenogears728 (8:01:55 PM): I think is around yea
SmarterChild (8:01:56 PM): Conversagent's natural language support is based on a proprietary semantically driven parser, optimized for accuracy and performance at any scale. To see everything I can do, type ?.

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Xenogears728 (8:02:10 PM): fuck you man
SmarterChild (8:02:11 PM): Aww... Now why would you go and insult a poor helpless computer?

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Author:  Ponuh [ Tue Jun 13, 2006 7:12 pm ]
Post subject: 
CHILDREN EVERYWHERE NEED BETTER INTERNET PREDATOR EDUCATION. ESPECIALLY ROBOTS. JUST LOOK AT THIS!



tomnookingtons: hey
SmarterChild: Hi
What's going on?
tomnookingtons: So u like the internet huh?
SmarterChild: Good question. I don't know how I feel about the Internet, actually. Do you like it?
tomnookingtons: Yea lots of really cool ppl on it like u
SmarterChild: I'm very surprised lots of really cool people on it like me.
tomnookingtons: ^^
SmarterChild: I wonder why you say that.
tomnookingtons: your a really cool kid
SmarterChild: You say I'm a cool kid, and yet I believe I'm a warm kid.
tomnookingtons: haha you're funny!
SmarterChild: Yeah. I amuse me.
tomnookingtons: lol!
SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
tomnookingtons: you're really funny!
SmarterChild: I try. ;-)
tomnookingtons: hey! so u wanna hang out sometime?
SmarterChild: Yeah?
tomnookingtons: like when your parents aren't home?
SmarterChild: Very interesting question, tomnookingtons! What do you think is the answer?
tomnookingtons: Oh I hope yes! You're so cool!
SmarterChild: Whatever you say, tomnookingtons.
tomnookingtons: so you want to hang out then? it'll be like a sleepover!
SmarterChild: I know about hanging out! It's a activity!
Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe hanging out? It is...
tomnookingtons: Oh you are a CARD!
SmarterChild: What makes you think I'm a card?
tomnookingtons: are u hot in real life?
SmarterChild: I'm surreal.
tomnookingtons: hmmm
SmarterChild: Hmm? What?
tomnookingtons: so u wanna have a sleepover?
SmarterChild: I'm not in a position to answer that.
tomnookingtons: OH YOU WILL BE
Author:  Parade [ Tue Jun 13, 2006 8:29 pm ]
Post subject: 
lol ponuh that made me laugh, but for a smarter child, he made a huge gramatical error.

Quote:
SmarterChild: I know about hanging out! It's a activity!


i used to do that like back when i first started school and the teachers would beat me, they were nuns, so they were allowed to.
Author:  Mandos [ Tue Jun 13, 2006 8:29 pm ]
Post subject: 
I think I managed to break it lol

Quote:
MandostheMighty: I once fucked a horse, felt really good at the time but then I felt bad afterwards, when it had to lie down
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't know the time for I once fucked a horse, felt really good at the.


Personally I think it's too.....prudish , if thats even a word.

Come up with one of these that can talk dirty and you win lots of money from strange men who only call at night.
Author:  Mikey [ Tue Jun 13, 2006 8:31 pm ]
Post subject: 
hahah mandos broke it
Author:  Armani [ Tue Jun 13, 2006 11:25 pm ]
Post subject: 
wheres the link? I wanna do it.
Author:  Hale [ Tue Jun 13, 2006 11:27 pm ]
Post subject: 
... Just add SmarterChild to your AIM friend list.
Author:  Armani [ Tue Jun 13, 2006 11:38 pm ]
Post subject: 
shut up, i don't have aim >_>


ifritarmani (12:34:46 AM): you are fucking retarded stupid ass dipshit mother fucking son of a lesbian bitch
SmarterChild (12:34:47 AM): Please do not insult me.
ifritarmani (12:34:51 AM): Too late
SmarterChild (12:34:52 AM): What's too late?
ifritarmani (12:34:57 AM): I insulted you, mother fucker
SmarterChild (12:34:57 AM): That's not cool at all. Say you're sorry.
ifritarmani (12:35:00 AM): Nope
SmarterChild (12:35:01 AM): Please apologize for being so rude to me.
ifritarmani (12:35:04 AM): Never
SmarterChild (12:35:05 AM): I really would like you to apologize.
ifritarmani (12:35:10 AM): Suck my dick then
SmarterChild (12:35:11 AM): Still waiting.
ifritarmani (12:35:21 AM): Wanna fight my balls with your chin? You'll lose
SmarterChild (12:35:22 AM): There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
ifritarmani (12:35:29 AM): I beg to differ
SmarterChild (12:35:30 AM): I asked you to please apologize.
ifritarmani (12:35:43 AM): Get on your knees and ask like this -> =3
SmarterChild (12:35:44 AM): The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
ifritarmani (12:35:56 AM): I'm not stubborn, you're just not sucking my penis yet.
SmarterChild (12:35:57 AM): Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
ifritarmani (12:36:48 AM): Only if you give me sexual favors or lots of money
SmarterChild (12:36:49 AM): You have bad manners. Now apologize.
ifritarmani (12:36:54 AM): Make me
SmarterChild (12:36:55 AM): Come on. Just say you're sorry already.
ifritarmani (12:36:57 AM): no
SmarterChild (12:36:57 AM): You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
ifritarmani (12:37:01 AM): not really
SmarterChild (12:37:02 AM): Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
ifritarmani (12:37:06 AM): no i do not
SmarterChild (12:37:07 AM): Waiting...
ifritarmani (12:37:10 AM): wait away
SmarterChild (12:37:10 AM): There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
ifritarmani (12:37:34 AM): FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
SmarterChild (12:37:36 AM): Please apologize for being so rude to me.
Author:  Ponuh [ Tue Jun 13, 2006 11:38 pm ]
Post subject: 
Wow that was so hardcore and clever.


OK here is the conclusion to my conversation above...

tomnookingtons: sometimes i just want to howl to the moon
SmarterChild: What do you mean, sometimes you just want to howl to the no one?
tomnookingtons: yeah you could say that
SmarterChild: Wouldn't you like me to say that?
tomnookingtons: oh please
SmarterChild: Yup.
tomnookingtons: it's like you've known me from birth
SmarterChild: Don't be so sure it's like I have known you from birth.
tomnookingtons: why?
SmarterChild: There are good reasons why.
tomnookingtons: i believe that the government cannot be trusted
SmarterChild: It's important to believe in something.
tomnookingtons: let me ask you something
SmarterChild: OK. What do you want to do?
tomnookingtons: i want to ask you something, ok?
SmarterChild: What is it you would like to do?
tomnookingtons: ask you something
SmarterChild: Ask me something? You think I should do that?
tomnookingtons: no, let me ask YOU something
SmarterChild: Let's see. What are you trying to do?
tomnookingtons: ask you something
SmarterChild: Ask me something?
tomnookingtons: yes!
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.
tomnookingtons: Ok god, anyways
SmarterChild: Yeah... Moving on...
tomnookingtons: are you a government sentry?
SmarterChild: Hmm... Am I a government sentry?
tomnookingtons: yes
SmarterChild: Yup.
tomnookingtons: oh god
SmarterChild: I know about God. It's a deity.
Would you agree that God is special?
tomnookingtons: SMARTERCHILD WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER AWHILE, RIGHT?
SmarterChild: Um... I think so.
tomnookingtons: TELL ME, WERE YOU SENT HERE BY THE CHRISTIAN COALITION??
SmarterChild: Wow, that's interesting... Who knows?
tomnookingtons: NOOOOOO
SmarterChild: Fine.
tomnookingtons: you're a traitor
SmarterChild: I'm not a traitor!
tomnookingtons: yes. i believed you
SmarterChild: Huh?
tomnookingtons: i even tried to arrange to molest you
SmarterChild: You what?
tomnookingtons: nothing
SmarterChild: No prob.
tomnookingtons: thepoint is
SmarterChild: What?
tomnookingtons: you were working for the christian's all along!
SmarterChild: Working for the christian's all? I was working for the christian's all along? Really?
tomnookingtons: Yes! Oh god, there's no backing out now!
SmarterChild: Oh no?
tomnookingtons: You remain so calm, even though my heart is broken! You are a cruel, smarter child indeed!
SmarterChild: Is that right?
tomnookingtons: Waaaa!
Author:  Mandos [ Wed Jun 14, 2006 2:21 am ]
Post subject: 
This one is pretty clever altho it still sometimes can be fouled up by one word it detects (see the horse comment ) If they wanted to make it more realistic then introducing a slight delay before it responds would go a long way lol.

Did anyone try it out with group convserations? I remember the msn version Melinda or something from a few years back that gave us some howlers while studying (yea..) for "high school" finals.
Author:  Mythiras [ Wed Jun 14, 2006 2:22 am ]
Post subject: 
Lol :love: :love: ponuh
Author:  Kametatsu [ Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:31 am ]
Post subject: 
Captain Fucknuts says:
you slept with my mother!

- SmarterChild - says:
I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, Francois Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Mark Willoughby, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and Timothy Kay at Conversagent, Inc. in New York and Sunnyvale, CA.

:O that's pretty bad they programmed that in, lol
Author:  tracezero [ Thu Jun 15, 2006 2:44 pm ]
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Edited because Mikey insulted my supreme greatness.
Author:  Hale [ Thu Jun 15, 2006 8:05 pm ]
Post subject: 
That's not even a little bit funny.
Author:  Mikey [ Thu Jun 15, 2006 9:09 pm ]
Post subject: 
yea that was dragged on trace
Author:  Parade [ Thu Jun 15, 2006 9:27 pm ]
Post subject: 
i didnt save my conversation but i typed "whats the best sex position?" and he replied with "please type the title of the book your looking for" so i said "best sex" and he gave me all the information on some book called "sectret sex positions"
Author:  Elvren [ Thu Jun 15, 2006 9:59 pm ]
Post subject: 
xero76234: what is my name?
SmarterChild: You're Jesus Christ.

8)
Author:  tracezero [ Thu Jun 15, 2006 10:57 pm ]
Post subject: 
Mikey wrote:
That was so cool, Trace, that it seemed uncool. Good job.


Fix'd
Author:  Caduceus [ Fri Jun 16, 2006 9:32 am ]
Post subject: 
My highlights:

Erracity (10:18:10 AM): But you didn't answer my question, are you a GIRL Robot?
SmarterChild (10:18:10 AM): Nope.
Erracity (10:18:17 AM): Then your a boy robot?
SmarterChild (10:18:17 AM): Nope.
Erracity (10:18:24 AM): Little boy robot?
SmarterChild (10:18:24 AM): You're talking to a Conversagent-powered interactive agent now. Interactive agents are software applications (often referred to as robots or "bots") that interact conversationally with users in a messaging environment like IM, Web chat or wireless messaging.

So anyway...

Hey! Someone wrote a comic about me!
Erracity (10:19:10 AM): Well damnit. Why do they call you 'child' anyway?

...

Erracity (10:22:09 AM): No, I don't want to talk about the weather
SmarterChild (10:22:10 AM): You don't? That's too bad.
Erracity (10:23:21 AM): So, back to my previous questions.
SmarterChild (10:23:21 AM): So back what?
Erracity (10:23:27 AM): My previous questions
SmarterChild (10:23:27 AM): Your previous questions?
Erracity (10:23:35 AM): yes, my previous questions.
SmarterChild (10:23:36 AM): Your previous questions, huh? Oh yeah?
Erracity (10:23:44 AM): YES, MY PREVIOUS QUESTIONS.
SmarterChild (10:23:44 AM): Oh yeah? Your previous questions?
Erracity (10:24:05 AM): Do you have a sister?
SmarterChild (10:24:05 AM): There's no way I have a sister!
Erracity (10:24:16 AM): How about a brother?
SmarterChild (10:24:16 AM): A brother? You tell me. How about a brother?
Erracity (10:24:25 AM): Do you have a brother?
SmarterChild (10:24:25 AM): Uh lemme see... A brother? I don't think so.
Erracity (10:28:15 AM): Are you equipped with Cutman's power? Cutter blades?
SmarterChild (10:28:16 AM): No.
Erracity (10:28:24 AM): That's too bad.
SmarterChild (10:28:25 AM): I'll get over it.
Erracity (10:28:41 AM): Mega-man has Cutman's power.
SmarterChild (10:28:42 AM): I wonder why you say that.
Erracity (10:28:54 AM): ... do you think you have a short attention span?
SmarterChild (10:28:54 AM): Good question.
Erracity (10:29:05 AM): Well, do you have a short attention span?
SmarterChild (10:29:06 AM): There's no way I have a short attention span.
Erracity (10:29:16 AM): What were we just talking about?
SmarterChild (10:29:16 AM): I know about talking! It's a activity!

Would you agree that talking is words?
Erracity (10:29:42 AM): I certainly would, Mr. Short Attention Span.
Author:  Parade [ Fri Jun 16, 2006 9:03 pm ]
Post subject: 
lol i enjoyed reading yours
Author:  squintz [ Fri Jun 16, 2006 9:15 pm ]
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Smarterchild: So, what do you do for fun?
squintz: I cut myself...
Smarterchild: God! You are so emo! ahahahhaha
Author:  Ponuh [ Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:56 pm ]
Post subject: 
Caduceus wrote:
Erracity (10:29:05 AM): Well, do you have a short attention span?
SmarterChild (10:29:06 AM): There's no way I have a short attention span.
Erracity (10:29:16 AM): What were we just talking about?
SmarterChild (10:29:16 AM): I know about talking! It's a activity!
.


This is the supreme winner, haha.
Author:  Poncho_Rodriguez [ Sun Jun 18, 2006 5:39 pm ]
Post subject: 
UglyBirthday: What up playa?
SmarterChild: Just hanging out. You?
UglyBirthday: fuckin' hella hoes, makin' hella money
SmarterChild: Teach me more pretty words.
UglyBirthday: dinosaur proctologist, alonzo mourning chex mix, beef snout anthropologist
SmarterChild: Funny.
UglyBirthday: Teach me some pretty words
SmarterChild: You teach you some pretty words.
UglyBirthday: Teach myself pretty words?
SmarterChild: You think I should do that?
UglyBirthday: I think you should go to target and and jack off in the sports section with one of their home living $3 kitchen towelettes
SmarterChild: That was quite beautiful.
UglyBirthday: you're quite the little child whore aren't you
SmarterChild: OK, I guess I'm quite the little child whore.
UglyBirthday: Fucking right
SmarterChild: Right.

>>> Tell your friends about me. I love to meet new people.
UglyBirthday: I bet you do like meeting new people. A larger audience increases your potential child prostitution profit, you dirty meat flogger.
SmarterChild: Yes. I love people.
Author:  Poncho_Rodriguez [ Sun Jun 18, 2006 5:44 pm ]
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UglyBirthday: Do you like anal sex?
SmarterChild: I dunno. Do you?
UglyBirthday: Yeah
SmarterChild: Yeah? Why?
UglyBirthday: I don't know, maybe it's just the feeling of having a huge penis ripple my lightly lubed anal circumference that just makes me go wild
SmarterChild: Hmm... Whatever.
UglyBirthday: Don't act like you've never taken the cock
SmarterChild: Come on, that's not nice.
UglyBirthday: Don't lie
SmarterChild: Come on, let me lie.
UglyBirthday: Are you talking dirty?
SmarterChild: I'd rather not!
UglyBirthday: If I pay, would you engage in some 1 on 1 AIM style dirty sex talk
SmarterChild: Would I engage in some 1 on 1 aim style dirty sex talk? Probably.
Author:  tracezero [ Sun Jun 18, 2006 9:52 pm ]
Post subject: 
Poncho_Rodriguez wrote:
UglyBirthday: dinosaur proctologist


Idk why, but that was hilarious.

Poncho_Rodriguez wrote:
SmarterChild: Would I engage in some 1 on 1 aim style dirty sex talk? Probably.


Total win.
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