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| Author: | Jimbean [ Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:53 pm ] |
| Post subject: | his and her poems |
saw this in some spam e-maila dn figured I'd repost cuz the man poem is halarious >>WOMAN'S POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. >>MAN'S POEM I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit |
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| Author: | Mandos [ Wed Aug 30, 2006 4:21 pm ] |
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rofl hahahaha i didnt see that coming at all lol |
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| Author: | Armani [ Wed Aug 30, 2006 5:13 pm ] |
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lol they're 1 in a billion |
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| Author: | Yarr [ Wed Aug 30, 2006 5:49 pm ] |
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lol nice |
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