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Author: | Mikey [ Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:00 pm ] |
Post subject: | Tickle me Elmo |
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..." "Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles. |
Author: | Led [ Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:13 pm ] |
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rofl |
Author: | Ponuh [ Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:18 pm ] |
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did you get that in an email? btw led STOP POSTING. |
Author: | Mikey [ Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:30 pm ] |
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Ponuh wrote: did you get that in an email?
btw led STOP POSTING. yes ponuis |
Author: | Led [ Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:00 pm ] |
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Ponuh wrote: did you get that in an email?
btw led STOP POSTING. suck my cock? ill keep posting just to piss you off |
Author: | Ponuh [ Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:06 pm ] |
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I don't want to get into this again with you because you're really not worth the time but honestly, I don't think a person here doesn't know that you're a fickle dick who just moves from one thing to another, leaving and coming back. You said you were gone, so how about you stay that way. I doubt anyone wants you posting if it's just to piss me off. Grow the fuck up Quote: Led wrote:
because yarr if a fucking douche bag, goodbye everyone I wrote: Just as long as you don't come back. In two months you better not be back here spouting your stupid faggot crap everywhere again please edit: That was exactly one month ago btw lol |
Author: | Yarr [ Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:12 pm ] |
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Ponuh wrote: I don't want to get into this again with you because you're really not worth the time but honestly, I don't think a person here doesn't know that you're a fickle dick who just moves from one thing to another, leaving and coming back. You said you were gone, so how about you stay that way. I doubt anyone wants you posting if it's just to piss me off. Grow the fuck up
Quote: Led wrote: because yarr if a fucking douche bag, goodbye everyone I wrote: Just as long as you don't come back. In two months you better not be back here spouting your stupid faggot crap everywhere again please its so nice that you remembered our one month. edit: That was exactly one month ago btw lol |
Author: | Mikey [ Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:13 pm ] |
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hahahhaahahahaha ponuh BEST FUCKING THREAD EVER!@ |
Author: | Parade [ Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:29 pm ] |
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and, ponuh does it again. |
Author: | Led [ Mon Sep 11, 2006 10:19 pm ] |
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don't care, if i feel like posting i will. you could have avoided drama by letting it go but you insist on starting shit. since i know it pisses you off so much ill keep posting whenever i want, unless of course i get banned. So why dont you suck yarrs cock until he bans me. |
Author: | Parade [ Mon Sep 11, 2006 10:27 pm ] |
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omglol calm down kids... its just a forum... |
Author: | Caduceus [ Mon Sep 11, 2006 10:50 pm ] |
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![]() BROKE YOUR FUCKING TABLES YOU DIRTY DIRTY BOARD. YOU LIKE IT WHEN I BREAK YOUR TABLES, DON'T YOU? YOUR SUCH A NAUGHTY PHBB BOARD YES YOU ARE, YES YOU ARE. |
Author: | Ponuh [ Mon Sep 11, 2006 10:57 pm ] |
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AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAA ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Author: | Parade [ Mon Sep 11, 2006 11:12 pm ] |
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cad is deffinatley raising his brownie points. hes been a riot these past few weeks |
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