Or ride our chocobos around the halls?

I am able to produce blood peppers that craft either a Wind-up Illuminatus minion or a Wind-up Ifrit minion.

If you want one the price is a few grade 3 thanalan soils, whatever you can muster. I can't really sustain cycling these en masse on my own without dirt. One pepper per person, if there's enough interest I might be able to do 2 per person after everyone has gotten at least one. Please craft the item into a minion, if you sell the pepper I'll be forced to freeze Eorezea in an eternal winter, and my sister doesn't play to be able to save you all.

Let me know if you're interested.

Adding to the list:

Myself (cook in the cookie jar)
Art
Dead Legend
Ket
Spy