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Whisp
 Post subject: FFXI Story Thread VII: The Bard's Poem
PostPosted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 1:03 am 
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This is a poem thread lol.
Only rule:
If the post before you starts a new rhyme, you gotta rhyme with it. Don't leave a man hangin. Otherwise you can just rhyme with the previous post or start a new rhyme. Make it sound like a poem.
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FFXI Story Thread VII: The Bard's Poem

This is the tale of a meager bard...

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My party disbanded to the song of a sleepy bard

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Pazrayna wrote:
My party disbanded to the song of a sleepy bard


What seemed to be lacking,
Not that he was slacking.
But as main healer his party was left rather scarred

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He picked up his flute and headed for town

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He picked up his flute and headed for town

And there in the woods was a lass in a gown.
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hey played for her the most delicate song... (lol)

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hey played for her the most delicate song... (lol)


and as he riped of her pants, she was wearing a thong.

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Though it seemed wrong,
They played there all day long.

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And at night shared a drag from his bong

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And at night shared a drag from his bong


Then witnessed her river dancing to his melodies


WHOOPS this was supposed to rhym lol

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Mikey wrote:
Mandos wrote:
And at night shared a drag from his bong


Then witnessed her river dancing to his melodies


That so didnt rhyme, man Mikey fails at these!
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Deman wrote:
Mikey wrote:
Mandos wrote:
And at night shared a drag from his bong


Then witnessed her river dancing to his melodies


That so didnt rhyme, man Mikey fails at these!


But it was a new rhyme.... piece of cheese.
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OK well it turns out that lass in woods was a tease!
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So he paid the young lass and went off on his way...
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Yet next morning they were found fucking in the hay

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hahaha thats funny ok heres mine

They fucked all year till May,
and it turns out the lass was actually a man so it makes him gay.

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hahaha thats funny ok heres mine

They fucked all year till May,
and it turns out the lass was actually a man so it makes him gay.


The timbre of the poem is broken I say
You put too many words in one line ok?

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And then from the sky fell a party invite...

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And then from the sky fell a party invite...


Cheerfully the bard told the party he'd bite.
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He joined the party out of spite
He made them think he's a noob alright
He cast Ballad on the melee
For his mind was still on the hay

Not one but two bats came our way
No escape, No refuge, just not our day
We all died for his song was too weak
And I set Uppercut instead of the Song of the Sheep

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Pazrayna wrote:
He joined the party out of spite
He made them think he's a noob alright
He cast Ballad on the melee
For his mind was still on the hay

Not one but two bats came our way
No escape, No refuge, just not our day
We all died for his song was too weak
And I set Uppercut instead of the Song of the Sheep

haha nice way of telling that story paz :)

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haha nice way of telling that story paz :)


Sure deci didnt rhyme but that's fine,
he came to raise my sorry ass

For the very next day
Again I did die
The Warrior did not pull
Neither the Ninja
The Monk stepped forth
And hits she endured.

Pops weren't accounted for
Mana was running out, alas no cor!
Death then enused
The warrior, the monk,
The bard too!

The bat was asleep
Resting we must!
The Ninja attacks!
We bit the dust...

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The I was partying with Japanese
The red mage up and DC'd
We were left looking for members
And I could not find a white mage

The red mage seeking didnt respond
A black mage said, I'll bring juice along

So 2 Blm's and a Pld tank
An English speaking leader, the party could thank
But however the Armet beetles' butts we did spank

Along came the rdm with another party
Sat down and camped right beside me
They linked bats or something and had to escape
Laugh at them we did for it was funny ass shit

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I thought the rules were
Each person just got one line per

But now it seems that paz
has lain that rule in hell
So that is why I think
I'll post 6 lines as well
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