NEVERMIND

I'm neither a large man such as kluya, nor a professional drunk cocehead asshole such as eternus so I can't handle very much. This vodka was something swedish I think and I might have only drunk maybe 6-8 shots' worth but ended up passing out maybe around 4pm. I start out as a happy drunk and end up as a sad drunk. It's good when it starts but oooh dang when it ends it's not cool.

but it's true I fucked mikey in yarr's kitchen, it was glorious

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what the hell!?

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Job 10: 20
The mikey's have a plan. Djay isn't all powerful.

check the monster squid thread

This forum is full of god damn weirdos

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COBRA KAI DOJO NEVER DIES
RIP Shiloh

jaegarbombs for the win. lately i have been drinking nothing but dos equis. reason being: at Texas A&M when you receive your class ring, it is tradition to throw huge ass parties all weekend, and at the parties, the recent recipients of their rings get to "dunk" (drop) their ring into a pitcher of their favorite beverage. the goal of the chug is to drink it as fast as possible, spilling as little as possible, and not throwing up. most people dunk in cheap beer (keystone, natty lite) but i refuse to dunk in such trash! i have buddies of mine dunking in guiness, shiner, and other good beers. ill make sure to post pictures of this extravoganza, since 8 of us are dunking our rings, one of my buddies has a 3000+ sq/ft house where the party will be, and we all have pretty much full time jobs so there will be plenty of alcohol.

edit: picture of me practicing my dunk w/ my buddy carl @ his ring dunk: im on the left

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I am no professional drunk, merely an amateur. Haven't done coke in over a year or so I think.

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Eternus Ifrit Server Atariii LS member
75 BRD with a bunch of subjobs

lol you tweeker. what else have you done? hell i shouldnt be talking -.-

Remember years ago when those guys took PCP and destroyed a SWAT team and robbed a bank? That was Eternus.

Cocaine is too expensive and addictive for my tastes. Too old for that shit. The last time I did some was when some friend of mine decided to snowcap a bowl a year or so ago. Then I decided I might as well do a line lol. Not a good idea, good thing it didn't get the ball rolling.

The only time I did PCP was 8 years ago in Orlando. I remember wandering around the Seminole County Mall and yelling jibberish at people and getting thrown out of stores. I really didn't like PCP to be honest, not enough control of my actions for me. I have seen a dude take out 4 cops at a rave in Zephyrhills when he was on PCP.. that shit is crazy lol. Would be the closest thing to playing Crackdown irl.

Professional drunks have minibars in their glove compartments. They also know the best way to get rid of a hangover is to get drunk again. I will admit to being an asshole, but it is almost always in good fun and often misinterpreted as me just being plain hateful. Marajuana is my #1 choice, alcohol is a backup plan or just something that goes along ok w/ weed.

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eternus is my new best friend. /moves close

Eternus is once again affirming how bad ass he is because of all the drugs he's done. HELL YEAH BRAH

(you knew this was coming)

Ponuh, that avatar is amazingly annoying. Jesus christ make it go away.

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hes a brodog, leave him alone~ lol

No tricks, Mr president. Soon I will release a wave of psychic energy designed to enslave the entire planet. There will be no more "free will".

I think I've seen a picture of Eternus from when he hung out with MM and I called the house because Milamber made me (she's scary). He doesn't exactly look like the type of guy who'd be a hard core junkie.

im having crazy flashbacks of that game. The picture suits you well i think

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"My dreams are all dead & buried. Sometimes I wish the sun would just explode. When God comes and calls me to his kingdom, I'll take all you sonsabitches when I go"

the avatar is britney spears

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That picture makes me think of the movie "Beerfest" lol. btw that movie rox and I watch it all the time.

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How does doing drugs and drinking make you a badass? It isn't Ultimate Fighting or anything lmao. Anyone can put shit like that into their body. It isn't a skill or anything to be proud of. Yeah I don't look like a junkie or anything because I am not a junkie (look like an average dude imo). I just party every now and then with some of my friends. In that pic you could see half of my face because I am off camera because someone sucks at taking pictures drunk. I am not a badass, if anything I am bit geeky lol.

If anything I would hope me talking about shit like coke and PCP would make people not want to do them. They certainly aren't anything to be really proud of... You act like I am bragging about some of the dumbest decisions in my life. It isn't bragging, its matter of fact thats how it happens bullshit. DL called me a professional drunk cokehead asshole and that was my response. I said I chase booze with coke.. as in coca-cola lol.

Drinking games are just an excuse to get drunk. I used to do those too when I was in school. Drinking is always a competition with some people haha. I have to admit I watch the levels of beer/alcohol of people I am drinking with and try to at least keep up if not drink faster then them. Thats pretty pathetic when I think about it.

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Eternus Ifrit Server Atariii LS member
75 BRD with a bunch of subjobs

Don't sweat it Et, ikes just looking for the strong, rebellious type to cuddle up with, haha I think he likes you.

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Retired 8/21/06
Don't click this link.

I was referencing the whiskeydick thread

and I was just being a prick lol

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I was more responding to Ponuh's accusation that I was trying to look like a badass and DL's namecalling. I am a pothead asshole if anything. Drugs and alcohol are more the norm these days and less than rebellious imo.

I don't swing that way haha. Grats on 75 BLM Ike, but thats for another thread which I am surprised he didn't post in the FFXI section about it by now.

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75 BRD with a bunch of subjobs

Ike requires the power of your chest hair to protect him from cirrhosis.

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Some stories can't be told with words, some legends are meant to die