So I just got back from seeing Fanstic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer and guess what?
IT SUCKED!
And no, not for the reasons you would think. The story was horrible, like really really bad. They didnt keep much from the comics. It was basically a whole new story and idea. The change to Galactus was minor when you see what else they did.
HUGE HUGE HUGE HUGE HUGE HUGE spoilers ahoy. Do not read if you do not want to know how it ends and all the really really bad plot points.
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- Silver surfer loses his powers when he is off his board? WHAT THE FLYING F**K? ARE YOU FOR REAL? LOLOL
- Guess who uses Silver Surfers board when he loses it? Dr Doom!
- Dr Doom is cured of his "problem" when the Surfer shoots him with a cosmic blast. wtf lol, but that wasn't too bad
- Johnny can swap powers with anyone he touches, except doom for some reason, even though he was in the EXACT SAME ACCIDENT according to the last movie at least.
- They never explain how Dr doom came back to life
- Silver Surfer hardly does anything. The chase scene and the rocket scene are pretty much the only cool things the surfer does and it was show in every preview, theres nothing else he does thats cool, unless you think some gimp in a dull silver jumpsuit is cool.
Anyway, there were some cool parts. Just not many of them. Whats really bad is i think the first movie was better....
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