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PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 10:27 pm 
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goDeejay wrote:

-I wish Mikey would read these forums more and post in this thread.



I've been talking with mikey and I'm here to post his confessions:

Mikey wrote:
-When I was 5 I used to shower with my mom. That isn't that weird--but I for some reason I still remember her bush...

-When I was 13 I took the biggest shit of my life. It clogged the toilet so bad it sent my fecal matter spewing into the air and I ran out of the bathroom with my my pants off and two guys saw me and laughed

-My brother once killed an old lady with a rock. He threw the rock and an old lady happened to be walking by and it killed her.

-When they introduced Monopoly at McDonalds I was so sure I could win I ate nothing but McDonalds and gained 20 pounds.

-I masturbated to pictures of Aiame several times and Milamber once

-I was watching my mom cook lasagna once and she opened up the oven door to let the lasagna cool. She was listening to spanish music and washing dishes and wasn't really paying attention. I was always curious and decided I needed to know what it felt like to sit on the lasagna. So I walked over and pulled down my tighty whiteys and my mom didn't even notice. I sat down in the lasagna and knocked the entire oven over and lasagna spilled all over my back and ass. I ran to the bathroom and turned on some cold water but passed out and woke up the next day in the hospital. To this day I still have lasagna swirls on my ass and scars.


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 11:08 pm 
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Matti wrote:

As much as I despise you; I'm trying my best not to put any effort into arguing with you simply because of this quote.


You're still a sick fuck. The internet only allows you to watch that shit and get off to it. God knows what you'd do without it.


PONUH'S BACK LOL!

And seriously wtf guys stop ruining my thread with bullshit arguing. And no more critisizing eachother's confessions. This is a confessional lol.


-I cant take a shit without a DS, laptop, or magazine in my hand. I'll hold my asshole wired shut untill it leaks chocolate chunks before I ever take a shit without them.

-My favorite drink in the entire planet is Gatorade.

-I wish Mikey would read these forums more and post in this thread.

-I love fried chicken.

-I'm black.


I'm totally concurrent with everything said here, except I'm not black, but I guess I'm close enough. However I don't really look at what color, gender, preference anyone or everyone is. If someone's a dick, then they are a dick.


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 11:40 pm 
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Not sure how many of you know me here from FFXI/WOW besides Supa, Mikey and J

I am 21 and still live at home, but by choice though, don't make enough money as a Produce Clerk at the grocery store I work at and paying for school.

I am currently going to school to be a Paramedic/Fire Fighters just like my dad and uncle.

I try not to go out and drink because alcholoism has wreaked my entire mom's side of the family, so I know its already in me. And when I do go out and drink I go over board.

My only time sleeping w/ and women was with a married woman :o

Modern Day religion blows imo, but at the same time is a neccessity for the modern world to go on.

I love polotics and will strike up an arguement anytime, no matter what side I am supporting in the arguement,

I love to argue just for the sake of argueing.

I am addictied to MMOs ever since I started playing FFXI, and after pissing and moaning over WoW and trashing it, I recently restarted my account this last week.

Otherwise I have lived a pretty boring life, and if I had never moved to Kansas I often wonder if what I would be doing. As a 12 yearold back in teh "burbs" of Chicago, I was a start baseball player with a 65 mph fastball, and wonder if I could have went to a major uni if I had not moved, but when I moved, I moved to a small clickish rural town in Kansas and wasn't allowed a chance to play ball and it suffered big time.

O, and I have been a lurker/semi poster for the last 3 years here :D


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rotfl vivi @ taru porn

and wtf I thought your name was zack. Jason is a fugly name you have to change it or our relashionship will never work out!

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I love to put gravy, cheese, sour cream, bacon, tomatoes, onions, chili and bbq sauce on my fries...all at once.

At least one stranger tells me I am beautiful each day and I can never just say "thank you" and accept it.

I once caught a bf and one of his friends masturbating together in his truck and it didn't weird me out.

I like my ex husband's new gf and it doesn't bother me in the least when I see them together.

I suffer from OCD and refuse to take medication. I have it pretty well under control, but when I am stressed out some of the symptoms get worse. I could fill many pages with my quirks around this one...

I get freaked out if I don't have at least 6 different types of snack crackers in my cupboard. I go grocery shopping 3-4 times a week.

I enjoy watching surgeries. I even watched my own c-section surgery in a mirror.

I like how blood tastes and eat raw meat when I'm cooking dinner.


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 1:33 pm 
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oh wow lol, the surgery thing, watching yourself having a c section in the mirror. . wow lol. I eat raw meat too tho so I understand that, lol I'd eat a cow live

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Just a note. I love how honest people can be on the internet. I think it's so great how different people are. I think more people should be different.

- I'm the best person at hackey sack I know. Except for one guy who came and played with us on campus, but he doesn't count.

- I ran track in high school. Sprinting.

- I've dated more asians than white girls, but I'm pretty sure I don't have a "thing" for asians. It just happens that way, but people always tell me I'm into asians. whatever.

- i once overclocked my computer in Minnesota. I got a huge fan to blow into my open case and opened my windows in my room when it was like -10 degrees. I got it pretty high, but i was in like wool socks and a jacket and everything. I'm glad no one saw that.

- My buddies and I went to fuck up a girls house at night for a lady friend of ours. We broke her garage windows, put oil all over her garage door and driveway (read: Slut! Whore!) TPed her house, everything. we later found out that it was the wrong house....we accidentily got the old lady next door. oops >.<

- I've smashed a neighbors mailbox 10+ times because there was a fucktard who lived there and was an ass when we moved in. They finally got a NASA Steel mailbox which you can't smash. We then took it out of the ground and threw it into the swamp a few blocks away. They found it somehow.... and washed it off and cemented it into the ground. I've decided to let them be for now.

- I was deathly afraid of bees as a child

- I love tits, but vaginas aren't that cool to me. they look kinda fugly. Although I like them for other reasons.


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 3:33 pm 
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Heres another one, just cause

- I'm either incredibly nice, or a complete fucking asshole. I have no real middle ground.. can be kind of scary at times cause it seems like im bi-polar, but im not. I just flip extremes.

- I used to model, but i fucking hate pictures.

- I'm afraid of Heights, but i love skydiving, and want to go base jumping soon.

- I am deathly afraid of spiders.

- I'll never ever pick up a gun, ever again.

- I'm an Artist/Animator.

Oh, i also hate narrowminded-ness, although in that same aspect, hating narrowminded people makes me narrowminded about that stuff, isnt that shit just wierd.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 8:32 pm 
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did you see that one episode of family guy? Bill CLinton, Peter griffon got stoned and tried to eat a raw cow :o they like raw meat too ;)

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 9:16 pm 
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Hmmm... haven't posted in a while on here but the openness of strangers is very compelling.

Forum/FFXI related stuff.

-I'm probably one of the biggest lurkers on this forum.

-I've always been a closet ckd-fanboy.

-I still dream about FFXI after only playing the game for a year.

-I still remember some of my close "friends" on the game.

Real life stuff.

-I'm 20 years old, 6 foot, brown hair--well built?

-I'm doing research in theoretical physics and have a good chance to get published as a sophomore/junior.

-I go to one of the best liberal arts colleges in the country.

-I come off as a big idiot in public and am constantly joking. I have thousands of inside jokes with my brothers, and it's impossible to follow any discussion between us.

-I never tried all throughout high school and was constantly fascinated with the people around me--grew up in southern indiana on the Ohio river.

-The stupidest thing I've ever done was when I took a crap in the high school pool during gym class as an 8th grader. I still don't know why i did it, and I shudder remembering how I was shunned socially for the next 3 years.

-The meanest thing that anyone has ever done to me happened when I was in 8th grade as well. My "friends" and I drank for the first time and then several of them watched a porn while the others (myself included) went to bed. I woke up with a crust on my cheek and apparently one of my friends rubbed his ejaculate on my face.

-I was one of those kids who burnt ants with a magnifying glass and sprayed their homes with a mist of RAID from my supersoaker.

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- I lose respect for people who are offended by any kind of language or sense of humor.

- I respect Ponuh.

- I am a voracious eater. When eating out I've been known to finish my friends dinner(s) when eating out, however, I'm very thin.

- I have little to no respect for vegans. I have marginal respect for the vegetarian lifestyle.

- I love meat.

- I've spent the majority of my time in college with no plan whatsoever, but recently picked up a computer science major along with my English major which is nearly finished.

- I would probably not be able to pass the math required for a computer science degree if it weren't for serious tutoring sessions from my girlfriend, haha

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-lately i stay up until 3am to be the first person to grab fantasy baseball players for the next day
-i spent $200 on a graphics card for neverwinter nights 2 only to get bored within a week
-i haven't had a girlfriend since 2001 but i don't really care
-final fantasy xi was the most fun i've ever had
-i got an injury playing racquetball that left a big nasty red area on my arm that makes me not want anyone to see it, hasn't gone away in 1.5 years
-ponuh is the only person on the forums i really don't like at all, and lately i consider leaving the forums solely because of him
-i try really hard to hold back my feeling of superiority over people who believe in the spiritual realm, i do a good job at it irl
-i've had 2 misdemeanors and 1 night in jail, and they weren't deserved at all
-there's a certain type of chick i picture myself going out with, and i will not compromise, but i also think that if i ever actually met someone like that, she'd be taken
-i hate wearing anything except black, but i wear colors now to prevent people from thinking i'm "goth," which is worse

edit: why no respect for vegans cad?

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- I have absolutely no idea why anyone would ever think themselves better than anyone else. It truley baffles me. It's probably my biggest pet-peeve. You may be right on a subject, but it doesn't mean you're better than the person you're arguing with. Being humble is the thing I most look for in friends.


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denchi i really liked what u said about people that hate religion and preach tolerance, people dont say that enough. I want to post it like every time someone says something bashing religion but i dont like to get into internet arguments


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Tomake wrote:
denchi i really liked what u said about people that hate religion and preach tolerance, people dont say that enough. I want to post it like every time ponuh and someone else says something but i dont like to get into internet arguments


That's because every time you post something argumentative it's utter trash. For example, when you argued that the war was in its last days and we have to push to "end this thing".


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of course people think of themselves as better than other people. they just don't typically say it aloud. the self is the ultimate project, and if you can't distinguish approval of self over approval of others, either you aren't doing enough to improve yourself, or other people are really doing a great job, and i doubt its the latter.

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Ponuh wrote:
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denchi i really liked what u said about people that hate religion and preach tolerance, people dont say that enough. I want to post it like every time ponuh and someone else says something but i dont like to get into internet arguments


That's because every time you post something argumentative it's utter trash. For example, when you argued that the war was in its last days and we have to push to "end this thing".


lol sorry to be argumentative, but i never said the war was in its last days, but yeah i admit i did say that we should do what we can to win, OMG I AM AN IDIOT. PONUH IS TEH SMARTE$t In THe WOrld!


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Tomake wrote:
OMG I AM AN IDIOT. PONUH IS TEH SMARTE$t In THe WOrld!


Hah, yeah I do say that.


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Whisp wrote:
of course people think of themselves as better than other people. they just don't typically say it aloud. the self is the ultimate project, and if you can't distinguish approval of self over approval of others, either you aren't doing enough to improve yourself, or other people are really doing a great job, and i doubt its the latter.


And I think it better to be humble. of course there are people who think of themselves better than other people, hell I know I do it sometimes. But I do my best not to act on it, or not to treat other people differently because of it. That's how you breed intolerance. I'm sure I could kick your ass at tons of stuff whisp, but I'm not gonna rub it in your face or make a big deal about it, because I don't care.


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Denchi wrote:
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of course people think of themselves as better than other people. they just don't typically say it aloud. the self is the ultimate project, and if you can't distinguish approval of self over approval of others, either you aren't doing enough to improve yourself, or other people are really doing a great job, and i doubt its the latter.


And I think it better to be humble. of course there are people who think of themselves better than other people, hell I know I do it sometimes. But I do my best not to act on it, or not to treat other people differently because of it. That's how you breed intolerance. I'm sure I could kick your ass at tons of stuff whisp, but I'm not gonna rub it in your face or make a big deal about it, because I don't care.


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This is the internet though Denchi, no need to preach IRL morals here.

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Whisp started it.

I'll drop it, carry on


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i'm saying i'm very humble in real life. that's the point of my "confession." i think it's important to be outwardly humble, in most situations, it keeps things peaceful.

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im humble irl, not in ffxi though lol
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