I'd rather see her drive her BMW into a brick wall going 125. That would make my month.

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Yet I don't know anything about this situation, I wouldn't have heard about it but for this thread.

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I would seriously do 21 fucking days for a million dollars for an interview!

I'd say kill the cunt if I wouldn't have to hear about it for the next 15 years (Thnx Princess Di, Anna Nicole)

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I agree that Paris Hilton is extremely annoying, but honestly, she spent more time in jail than the average person for that crime. So really, you can't say that a celebrity finally got what they deserve, because she didn't. It would do her a lot of good to have to do countless hours of community service instead.

If she ever were to be put in jail, it should have been when she was caught drunk driving. But this time was for driving with a suspended liscense solely... so they can't give her a harsher punishment just because she didn't get what she deserved before.

Edit: I also forgot to say that the lawyer's(who prosecuted Paris) wife also got caught driving with a suspended liscense, and she got away with it easy. I forget exactly what she received, but it was nothing close to jail time.

I think if you drive with a suspended license, and are a total whore, then you should take your 21 days in jail (or whatever) and say thank you.

I'm upset Sheriff Joe Arpaio's request of bringing her to Tent City in AZ was denyed.

Paris Hilton is a stupid whore and I'm sick of hearing about her.

I'd still fuck her though,

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But would you do it with intent to get her pregnant? So then you could go for custody and live on "easy-street" while collecting millions in child support.

Who cares about celebrities? Not me. They could all get cancer and die and my life would not be effected much at all. I don't hate them all or anything.

She isn't ugly and I guess if I was that type of person I would try for the whole child support get her pregnant thing to leech money. I wouldn't do that sort of thing myself, but I wouldn't put it past a couple of people I know.

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dude, shes ugly as hell. i think she looks like the back of someones nutsack. but when your that rich you can afford a makeup artist.. i hope someone decks this bitch in the face.

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pffft hell yeah I'd knock her up. I think I'm sterile though lol I should have gotten many girls pregnant on drunkennocondom nights.

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Ya know, sometimes i think i am too. Ever since my gf and i got results from std/blood tests we've been having unprotected sex. I have never actually ejaculated inside, but i'm positive i've had a few precum "let-go's". We've been doing this for at least a year, just recently she got birth control though, so i don't worry as much.

Sorry about the derail.

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Be happy about not getting anyone pregnant now and be worried when you actually try to have kids and get no results. >:p

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I have shot inside with several different girls (when i was younger and stupid lol). My ex was on birth control and I probably shot inside over 100 times with her. Never once knocked anybody up...thank the lawd.

Precum let-gos are evil and the cause of many children lol. That's scary and theres nothing you can do

I just got STD tested for the 3rd? time and came up clean ftw! I swear I'm wearing a condom for the rest of my life. Having an STD would fucking suck.

It's cool Remey, I don't want kids lol.

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I hate condoms.... I can't feel shit and I can never cum. But my roomate said I should try Lifestyles, he thinks they're alot better than Trojan, so I think I'm gonna try them out. But I usually just pull out, which is fucking stupid, and every month around when she's supposed to start her period I get scared as shit.

I feel the same way about condoms. It's amazing how many girls don't even mention "do you have any condoms?" even with one night stands. It's scary actually lol. I still need to start using them because I don't wanna be a dad or get gonnasyphiherpalaids.

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haha

To drive the conversation away from ejaculation (although I know you all really want to talk about it)--check out this obviously staged incident on MSNBC (the video was edited and distributed originally via MSNBC's website) to build Mika Brazenzinski's journalistic credentials or something

[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=6VdNcCcweL0[/youtube]

Oh fuck she's Zbigniew Brzezinski's daughter hahahahhahahah

hahahahaha, the 2 guys were cracking me up.

"Here comes symbolic gesture #3....

OOOOHHHH what a statement.... what a huge statement in journalism."

And at the end where they begin their newscast and the tapes start rolling for real:

"NOW THIS IS NEWS!"

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Now that I think about it Ponuh, you should be one of those guys.

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I don't understand what the fucks is going on anymore. What's that video got to do with jizz

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Those guys seem like fun, they find one chick and bust her balls to smithereens lol.

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i wanna bust some chicks balls to smithereens

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I generally make it a life rule to avoid chicks with balls. Unless its titty balls we are talking about. I like those.

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Chesticles.

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