Save us Bird Jesus! Let us no longer be doomed by the false prophet! Jay Leno left us in good time.
I wrote this up for anyone new to this whole thing I'll update it as things progress
The History of Twitch Plays Pokemon:
This started as a simple social experiment of people trying to overcome their differences, and thus work together. Here’s how it works. There is a live-stream of a hacked version of Pokemon Red, that is controlled by a robot. The robot in turn accepts commands from the chat, the accepted commands are up, down, left, right, B, A, and Start. Because of this, the game is controlled by numerous people at once. The team who controls Red is often referred to fans as "
The Hivemind" as they collectively try to bring him to his goal. While it started slowly, it now consistently has over 50,000 viewers at any given time, making doing just about anything an arduous task.
The beginnings of the adventure aren’t well documented, due to the small number of viewers early on. What is known is that the character’s name is Red, and he started with a Charmander, that was named ABBBBBBK (.The fans decided to refer to her as
Abby.) The character stumbled his way through the early game, picking up two Rattata. The first of which had no nickname, while the second was named JLVWNOOOO. He was called
Jay Leno by the fans.
They also picked up a Pidgey, which also received no nickname. Brock was disposed of at an unknown time. Red eventually made his way Route 3, where he found, and somehow caught a Spearow. He headed into Mount Moon, where he found a Moon Stone, and a Nugget. Unfortunately, both were tossed and the fans were outraged.
RIP Nugget and
RIP Moon Stone are common phrases even today.
Deeper in the cave, he was given the choice between the Helix, and Dome Fossils.
He chose the Helix Fossil. Red, while constantly stumbling through the menus, often times selects the Helix Fossil, as if he is attempting to consult it for advice. Whenever Red attempted to use it, the phrase “This isn’t the time for that” would appear.
It was also unable to be tossed, giving it an
immortal status. Because of this, the Helix Fossil was turned into a god of sorts by the fans, praising it whenever good fortunes came their way. "
Praise Helix" and "
Based Helix" are common religious cries among the fans. Naturally, with the
Dome Fossil the exact opposite of the Helix Fossil, the
Dome Fossil was treated as
the devil. If anything that goes against them, it is often times stated to be the doings of the evil Dome Fossil.
They made it through Mount Moon, and all the way to Bill, obtaining the S.S. Ticket. Similar to the Helix Fossil, the S.S. Ticket was also consulted on numerous occasions, creating a division between who the true leader of the group is. Most side with Helix, but the Ticket is often praised as well. Just about every key item obtained has received some sort of veneration.
The group then beat Misty, at 1 day, 19 hours. Shortly after, the team made their way down to Vermillion City. There, they traded the Spearow they had caught for a Farfetch’d, named
DUX. The team boarded the S.S. Anne, and cleared it in a breathtaking 2 hours. After receiving Cut, and many attempts, they managed to teach it to DUX, cut down the tree in the city, and entered the gym. Miraculously, they were able to solve the gym puzzle on their first try, and
Abby, now a Charmeleon, swiftly took out Surge using Bide. Before returning to Cerulean, the team took a detour to Route 11, finding and catching a Drowzee, which was given no nickname. This gave them a full party of 6 Pokemon. They then headed to Cerulean, and onto Route 9. This was by far the hardest task, as one wrong move would cause the team to start the route all over again due to the presence of many ledges. It took the crew almost an entire day to get past The Ledge as it was called, but it was done near the start of Day 3. The experience, as a whole made the team stronger. Many said that any task could be completed with enough time.
They made their way to the pitch black Rock Tunnel. Previously along the way they had
found the TM Dig, which was
taught to the Rattata with no nickname. On several occasions in Rock Tunnel, they "accidentally" used Dig, forcing them to start from the beginning of the cave. Because of this, this Rattata was given the name
DigRat. It is currently undecided on whether DigRat is a legitamately evil supporter of the Dome, or just a Dick.

They finished the Rock Tunnel after 9 hours, and emerged in Lavender Town and quickly went to Celadon City soon after.
As the fanbase grew, so too did the problems. More and more trolls gathered, simply to press start over and over again, slowing progress. These people came to be known as the Start Spammers, their skills came into use later in the journey, but at the time, they were seen as Dome supporters.
The entire ledge incident was the doing of trolls, as someone would always type “down” halting progress.
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The frequent pressing of start often times leads to the consulting of the great Helix, as well as checking the Pokedex entries of the first few pokemon. It is said that Red is fixated on Bulbasaur’s cry. It has also lead to the frequent use of the Save feature. After anything goes terribly wrong, someone is quick to point out at least we saved.
By this time, the only two pokemon who were good enough to fight were
Abby and Pidgeotto. However, Abby’s usefulness was beginning to decline as his only move that did consistent damage was Cut. All other pokemon were too low level to do anything. Pidgeotto attempted to evolve on numerous occasions, but the creationists forbid this from happening. Pidgeotto did end up evolving upon entering the town, however. The team realized that
DigRat would only serve as a hindrance in the future, and made an attempt to store him in the PC. They were cautious though, as they were afraid of releasing any of their pokemon. The operation turned out to be a success, and
DigRat was banished to the PC.
Their next big task was to enter Erika’s Gym, which required Cut. They entered without much hassle, using Dux's cutting abilities. Because of this, he too was given a fan-name, The Cutter of Trees Unfortunately, they whited outt shortly before the gym battle. Reentering was much more difficult, and it took roughly two hours to regain access. Pidgeot soloed the rest of the gym with a combination of Gust and Sand-Attack, and the whole team collaborated with a mash a-fest. It was at this point, that Pidgeot gained the nickname

"
Bird Jesus"

as he was seen as a prophet, sent directly by Helix, after his excellent showing in the gym.
The team had never felt so united before. However this proved only temporary, as a huge division came across the team. They realized they needed a Pokemon to Surf, but had no Water Types. Some people said they should get the free Eevee, go into the department Store, and buy a Water Stone. Others said they should get the Lapras, who was much less of a hassle.
They opted to get the Eevee, and things were going well, until the wasted all of their money on Poketoys, and a Fire Stone. As Flareon is widely considered the worst eeveelution, the operation was considered a tragic failure.

The team once again realized that the team was full, and something needed to be deposited. They had the idea of depositing something in the DayCare, so that something could gain levels as they aimlessly walked around. This idea failed, and opted to just deposit something into the PC. The team wasn’t so lucky this time. They managed to retrieve the S.S. Ticket, but both
Abby, and
Jay Leno were released.
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Furthermore, they accidentally retrieved
DigRat. It was a huge blow to moral.
The entire teams hope was on
Bird Jesus. If something happened to him, they were doomed. They also accidentally captured an Oddish, bringing the team count back to 6. Eevee was blamed for all the poor fortunes the team was experiencing, and because of this, he was called "
The False Prophet" by the fans.

Halfway through Day 4, the team made it to Saffron, and made it to the Game Corner. Red frequently attempted to buy coins, but thankfully had no coin case. After entering the Rocket Hideout,
DigRat once again, dug them out. Right before reentering, the
Fire Stone was finally
used on the
False Prophet. Once again, DigRat dug them out before any real progress was made. The team tried to box him once again, but ended up depositing
Bird Jesus into the PC.
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Knowing that they were hopeless without him, the team desperately tried to rescue him, which the managed to do, at the cost of depositing the
Dear Helix into the PC. It was said that he died for their sins, and they continued without it.
During this time they achieved a small victory, tossing away their TM for Teleport before using it on anything. Using it could have been disastrous, as it would have the same effect as Dig.
They once again entered the Game Corner, only to find, and promptly use an Escape Rope, bringing them to the Pokemon Center. Once again they tried to deposit
DigRat, which they failed to do, but did end up rescuing
Helix.

The team reentered with new hope, but made little progress. The spent 8 hours attempting to solve the maze, while Dig Rat on numerous occasions dug them out even more times.
One of the biggest events to occur was a new control system implemented by the streams creator. It allowed players to type a number after their command, such as left 4, which would translate into pressing left four times. He also implemented a voting system on for the stream’s next move. The users hated this democratic approach, as it made the stream slow and boring, and banded together in an attempt to oust the new system. They furiously typed Start9 and soon after the system was replaced with the old one. This was dubbed The Start9 Riot by the viewers.
Once again, the team attempted to box the ever annoying DigRat, and once again they failed, instead depositing the Holy Helix, and the Sacred S.S. Ticket, as well as a second nugget that was found on their journey. Although they never deposited DigRat, they did manage to deposit the False Prophet and Drowzee, the former of which being pure evil, the latter of which being dead weight. They now had two empty slots in the party, for when they needed something with Surf.
However, no progress was made in the Rocket Hideout, and as a result, the creator intervened once more, creating an Anarchy vs. Democracy Tug-of-War Bar. The users could vote on which system they preferred. Democracy eventually won out, although it didn't seem as though it was helping their cause at all. It brought much division. The purists believed that even if Democracy was successful, it wouldn't be a true victory, while those in favor of Democracy believed that they would never solve the maze. They eventually escaped the maze and returned to Anarchy, grabbing the Lift Key at long last. Afterwards, DigRat dug them back to the Pokemon Center After wondering around the city for a while, the team made a successful trip to the PC, releasing the False Prophet and rescuing Drowzee, who finally earned his nickname, The Keeper after sacrificing himself to keep the False Prophet away.
After minimal progress was made, the chat reverted to Democracy, but the anarchists fought using Start9 once again. This new system was clearly driving the entire stream apart. Ever since it's introduction, the majority of the chat was devoted to choosing one or the other, rather than actually attempting to control the character.
After fighting for a while, Anarchy resumed, with only a few brief periods of Democracy. The team withdrew literally everything in the PC, including our Lord and Savior Helix. They entered with new courage to defeat Giovanni, lead by Bird Jesus. They finally opened the door to Giovanni's lair, after battling a few trainers, who were quickly disposed of by Bird Jesus. In an extremely tight battle, the team lost narrowly to Giovanni's final pokemon, Kangaskhan. The team picked themselves up, and returned with a vengeance in their hearts. They headed back, struggling to get through the elevator, and within reach of Giovanni, when once again DigRat worked his black magic. Once again, they reentered. They faced off against Giovanni, and this time he was defeated, however DigRat once againt dug before they could grab the spoils. The Silph Scope. To many, this was the last straw. The team tried to deposit DigRat once and for all, while others tried to prevent this, fearing the loss of Bird Jesus. They eventually reentered, grabbed it, and left. However, the victory was bittersweet. Many felt that the use of Democracy to beat the Rocket Maze ruined the victory, thus deepening the rift between those in favor of Anarchy, and those for Democracy
They entered Lavender Town, and the Pokemon Tower, and swiftly defeated Blue. However, realizing that only two members of the team could even touch Ghost types, the hivemind collectively decided that they should beat all the trainers in the routes below. They managed to acquire the TM for Swift along the way, which was eventually taught to DigRat, in favor of Thunderbolt, which was deemed "the worst possible outcome". The team decided to go to Rock Tunnel and try to level up The Keeper, as he was their only hope. Eventually, the returned and visited the Name Rater's home. Their, DigRat was given a true, in-game nickname, AAJST(???. Many still referred to him as DigRat, although some also decided to call him AJ.
The streamer once again decided to tinker with the Anarchy/Democracy system, adding a small arrow indicating the direction the stream was headed, whether it be towards Anarchy or Democracy. The change didn't affect gameplay in anyway. After a brief period of stream issues, the team was once again playing normally.
The hivemind, still eager to train up the Keeper, returned to the Rock Tunnel, and caught a Zubat, with some great balls that had been purchased at a local Pokemart. His nickname was ---. He was called Dashbat by the fans. Once again, the team visited the Renamer. Dashbat was nicknamed AAAAA, but then RE-renamed to JJJJJSS-, it was decided to call him Jesse. Oddish, also gained an in-game nickname. He was deemed a, but that was later changed to x(araggbaj. The team had rarely been referring to him as The Seed of Hope but after this, it was deemed he be called xCabbage. Once again, the team, torn on what to do, visited the Rock Tunnel, and again, caught a Zubat, this time named X. He was deemed Mr. X by the hivemind.
The hivemind isn't too sure on what to do. They have gone in and out of the Pokemon Tower, but have currently been wandering around Lavendar. Their current objective remains unclear.