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well, my brother was bored so he took notes on what i was doing in game... this is my brother dylans notes on FFXI
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Ok, hi, Im ‘Alderan’s’ Brother, I got bored and took notes and wrote expressions on what ‘Alderan’ did and how I really feel about your game, seriously, it may be long, but read the whole thing. Also- If I offend anyone in any way, shape, or form with what I wrote, you have no Idea how much I don’t give a f***.
● Standing
● Warping
● Standing
● Standing
● Spazzing (Casting Warp)
● Sparkling
● Downloading Data
● In Jeuno
● Changing Jobs
● His house sucks ass even for a hobo
● Spinning cotton ball
● Faggy hat
● Pumps
● Taru Taru (what the hell?!?)
● Oh, it’s his race, funny cause im white.
● Equipping gear
● forgot his shield
● making comment
● Standing
● Standing
● Standing
● Leaving crappy house
● Walking
● Examining bazzar
● Airship to bastok... Hmmm...bastok...bastard...bastok...bastard...haha
● 200gil to get to airship
● 3 mins for airship
● Standing
● Standing
● Standing
● Talking to yummy
● Standing
● waiting
● Waiting
● Waiting
● Talking to Yarr
● Standing
● Standing
● Standing
● Talking more
● The Airship leaves
● *Personal Thought* Why do you have to wait for the airship to land? Why not just jump off...You got nothing to loose. But, I mean, what’s the fun in that when you could be standing here, doing nothing and wasting away.
● Pumpkins on people’s heads...
● Airship lands
● In Bastok Markets
● Alderan give a f***** spirit some ass**** chocolate and gets turned into a son of a b**** kangaroo.
● He changes back into a midget...thing
● Yagudo= Bird thing
● Changing to Black Mage
● I play Phanstasy Star Ep. I & II (Might be old, but it’s still fun.)
● He Changed into a ‘Shadow’
● Approachs Pumpkin Head Cult
● Talking
● Warping to Jeuno
● Talking to Qiutiq
● Samuri’s are the coolest Job.
● Lag
● Lag
● Lag
● Running
● At Auction House
● Buys Poison Potions
● Hey, any fat people out there? Im going to make fun of you!! Your so fat when your walking down the street people turn and say ‘whoa, damn, that is one FAT ASS!!’
● Looking at daggers
● Looking at Misericorde
● Buying Silent Oil $6300 (I’ll never make that much money in my whole life.)
● Riding Chicken to Mountains
● Chocobo stuck on a log. (My brother says Phanstasy Star has crappy graphics but this...this... damn.)
● Gobbue= Monkey
● Ok...The chocobos cant be attacked... Well, screw that, if I was a monster I would just rip off it’s leg and maul it to the ground.
● Riding chocobo through sanctuary on zi’tah
● Drunk drivers are dangerous, but a backseat drunk can also be dangerous, here’s a situation:
Drunk: Turn left here!
Driver: Dude, Those are trees.
Drunk: *Whispers* Trust me...
● ***Ok, you people are probably getting bored now and saying MAN Aldy’s brother is one DUMBASS. But, incase you havent got tired yet, im gonna say some more stupid stuff that will hopefully make you laugh, but im not going to take notes any more.
And now for the comic stylings of... Me (This part is just eeking of random facts of me.)
(For these to be really funny listen to the Ru’an Gardens music while you read.)
I think if my mom would limit my raw sugar and caffeine intake, I might be normal, but... She doesnt.
I wonder why hygiene is mandatory.
When a rooster crows at 5 in the morning, some people take it as a sign to get up, I take it as a sign to grab a gun and...Well, you know the rest.
I wonder...Why cant the ostrich fly?
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yup... thats my brother i just thought that was funny lol
yea my brother is kinda weird.... lol
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