"Vin Diesel is the inspiration for Superman, Batman, and Wonder Woman. "

"Vin Diesel once punched a man so hard, it killed his entire extended family and close friends. "

"In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Vin Diesel could use to kill you, including the room itself. "

"Vin Diesel knows the last digit of PI"

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Vin Diesel beat Halo 2 on legendary, in 8 minutes.

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Vin Diesel can indeed create a rock so large that he cannot lift it. But he doesn't want to.

Despite being hairless, biologists believe Vin Diesel to be a mammal.

Vin Diesel set us up the bomb.

Vin Diesel's voice cannot be heard by God's ears.

Vin Diesel revolutionized gynecology when he invented the speculum and wrote a series of papers laying down techniques and rules of conduct for the modern gynecologist.

Vin Diesel can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.


lol, this really is fun when bored

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Vin Diesel breeds Tamagochi's for the rich as a second job

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Vin Diesel injected cookie-batter into his bowels, and then took a crap. Hence, Pocky sticks were born.


XD

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OMG!

Vin Diesel has a black belt in pudding. It's not a martial art, but he's that good at it.

The french don't have a word for Vin Diesel. They wanted one, but he wouldn't let them.

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Vin Diesel once beat Super Mario Bros 3 without even touching his Nintendo controller. He just yelled at his TV in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich, and the game beat itself out of fear.

Vin Diesel can not distinguish between babies and bagels.

Most of Sherlock Holmes' cases were in fact solved by Vin Diesel, with much greater use of the "backbreaker" finishing move than is traditionally given credit. However Watson sold him out and the fabricated stories had already gone to press by the time Vin Diesel tracked Watson down to Switzerland, gave him the flying clothesline and threw him off the Reichenbach falls.

Vin Diesel's mother used to pack him TWO Lunchables.

Vin Diesel owns the dog from Duck Hunt

If one attempts to calculate the awesomeness factor of Vin Diesel, cubed by the awesomeness of a badger divided by the awesomeness of ninja-pirates, one has the basis for the weapon that destroys the universe.

VIN DIESEL ONLY TYPES IN ALL CAPS. WHY? HE'S TOO XXX-TREME FOR CASE SENSITIVITY.

Vin Diesel is Rick James, bitch.

Vin Diesel's first acting role was as the voice of Mega Man in the early 90's Super Nintendo game. All of his lines were cut, much to his disdain.

The original copy of the Bible has the dedication "Thanks Vin, couldn't have done it without you -JC"

Vin Diesel shot Old Yeller.

Vin Diesel originally wrote Tom Sawyer as a scathing criticism of southern America but lost his only draft in a game of Jacks (his only weakness) to a then unknown by the name of Samuel Clemens.

Vin Diesel created Earth as an expansion pack to Command & Conquer

gonna stop and play FF now

Vin Disel is going to stop saving the world to play FFXI?

Vin Diesel has such a tight stomach, that he can eat coal and crap out diamonds.


God... that would be a great husband right there =P

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[size=0]God, Im such a fag and god yarr is so bloody cool. =P[/size]

Then he craps out the diamonds and sells them to buy more coal^^

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